Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

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Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:38 PM

We need less people ignorant of the aspects of the field they're hiring for in HR.

But alas, if they were less ignorant, they wouldn't be in HR.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:41 PM

Ok, this shit is getting old. Time for a good old thread hijacking.

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Who's your fav?

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:41 PM

Note: No offense to my HR Director mommy. :wub:




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P.S. That is the most retarded hijacking I have ever witnessed.

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:43 PM

What do you expect from a Brogrammer?
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:03 PM

Just throwing this out there since it hasn't been said yet (and I have this need to state the obvious today), but the OP obviously isn't interested in getting laid. He's ignoring the fact that women are the gatekeepers of sex, so pissing them off is the cause of his problems. Of course, not everyone should procreate, so this is very much Darwinism at work as well.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:19 PM

Hey now, don't everypony get bent out of shape here.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:26 PM

Viva la brovelution!
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 01:38 PM

@macosxnerd101 - clearly someone who has not experienced the freedom and empowerment of singular pleasure with a Fleshlight. Cast off those blinders and see a brighter day; Fleshlight!
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 02:19 PM

i feel another angry mob thread coming on, like the one for softwareenginer()

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 03:14 PM

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 03:28 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 17 August 2011 - 12:14 AM, said:



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Posted 16 August 2011 - 04:13 PM

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:37 AM

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To find a woman, you need time and money


Shouldn't the equation be...

Time + Money = Woman

Instead of

Time x Money = Woman
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Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:15 AM

No because AND is X and OR is +.
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Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:19 AM

By basic non-mathematical logic regarding some male person reading this post:
probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend = 0.05;
if (availableMonies <= 0)
    probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend += 0.25;
if (freeTimeInHoursPerDay <= 1)
    probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend += 0.25;
if (didNotReadThisStupidPostOrUnderstandWhatThisIs)
    probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend += 0.45;


There's only a 55% chance that I have a girlfriend.

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