# Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:22 AM

RudiVisser, on 18 August 2011 - 05:19 AM, said:

By basic non-mathematical logic regarding some male person reading this post:
```probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend = 0.05;
if (availableMonies <= 0)
probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend += 0.25;
if (freeTimeInHoursPerDay <= 1)
probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend += 0.25;
probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend += 0.45;
```

There's only a 55% chance that I have a girlfriend.

nice collection of if's. if,if,if WHAT ELSE?

### #92 RudiVisser

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:28 AM

paradoxia, on 18 August 2011 - 01:22 PM, said:

nice collection of if's. if,if,if WHAT ELSE?

```if (isUgly)
probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend -= 0.5;
if (spendsAllDayOnComputersOrIsProfessionallyEmployedAsDeveloper)
probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend -= 0.15;
if (hasPhotoOfSelfOnOwnWebsite)
probabilityOfHavingGirlfriend -= 0.5;
```

etc

### #93 dougyno1

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:08 AM

Can't live with emm (especially concerning the termination of the honey moon period), but it's pretty boring with out emm >>>> !

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:27 AM

Ugh, this topic isn't dead yet?

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:33 AM

Curtis Rutland, on 18 August 2011 - 07:27 AM, said:

Ugh, this topic isn't dead yet?

I want it to be dead too

### #96 Creecher

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:38 AM

So you can stop getting picked on?

No.

### #97 modi123_1

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:51 AM

Oh no.. this topic won't die. It'll resurface once a month (for a week or two) and totally cramp EVERYONE's style. The bloated topic and general bitchiness will prevent any fun from happening leaving everyone sullen and trigger irrational mood swings. This period will be marked with bloodied egos to the point where you would beg for some cloth or pad of maxi-ness absorption for all this vile digital flow. No calm or positive thoughts will be seen floating in on white angel wings; nope nothing but the red wings of the DEVIL.

Edit: typo and duration clarification.

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:57 AM

Once a month every week or two? How does that work?

### #99 xclite

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:58 AM

Once a month for a week or two.

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:01 AM

Ahh, that's what I get for trying to read through the post too fast. Nothing to see here, carry on.

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:26 AM

modi123_1, on 18 August 2011 - 10:51 AM, said:

Oh no.. this topic won't die. It'll resurface once a month for a week or two and totally cramp EVERYONE's style. The bloated topic and general bitchiness will prevent any fun from happening leaving everyone sullen and trigger irrational mood swings. This period will be marked with bloodied egos to the point where you would beg for some cloth or pad of maxi-ness absorption for all this vile digital flow. No calm or positive thoughts will be seen floating in on white angel wings; nope nothing but the red wings of the DEVIL.

So. Much. Win.

### #102 Curtis Rutland

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:29 AM

xclite, on 18 August 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:

Once a month for a week or two.

So...once, then?

Oh, wait.

Once a month, and it'll be surfaced for a week or two. I get it!

This post has been edited by Curtis Rutland: 18 August 2011 - 08:31 AM

### #103 modi123_1

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:32 AM

Thank you.. thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the Brew-master's Special - succulent roast beef with our own Red Dog summer ale.

I'll stop now.

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:36 AM

Curtis Rutland, on 18 August 2011 - 11:29 AM, said:

xclite, on 18 August 2011 - 09:58 AM, said:

Once a month for a week or two.

Spoiler

Does anyone have any pointers on how to handle the monthly then?

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## Re: Are Women=Problems? I don't think so but the equation proofs it

Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:39 AM

If everybody don't like this thread and If everybody wants it to be closed then can't one of the moderators lock it?

This post has been edited by paradoxia: 19 August 2011 - 01:18 AM