When life gives you lemons...

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#1 Oxilili  Icon User is offline

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When life gives you lemons...

Posted 03 October 2011 - 06:20 PM

When life gives you lemons, return life a null pointer exception!!!

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 03 October 2011 - 06:51 PM

now sure where this is going sooooo....

an homage to portal 2 and SML:

When life gives you motherfucking lemons, dont motherfucking make lemonade. Make life take the motherfucking lemons back! Get motherfucking mad! I dont want your motherfucking lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes motherfucking manager! Make life rue the motherfucking day it thought it could give SML lemons! Do you motherfucking know who I am? Im the man whos gonna motherfucking burn your house down! With the motherfucking lemons! Im gonna get my motherfucking engineers to invent a motherfucking combustible lemon that burns your motherfucking house down!

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 03 October 2011 - 06:54 PM

Bring a video camera.

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 03 October 2011 - 07:26 PM

Suck the lemon.

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 04 October 2011 - 01:31 AM

View Postishkabible, on 03 October 2011 - 07:51 PM, said:

now sure where this is going sooooo....

an homage to portal 2 and SML:

When life gives you motherfucking lemons, dont motherfucking make lemonade. Make life take the motherfucking lemons back! Get motherfucking mad! I dont want your motherfucking lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes motherfucking manager! Make life rue the motherfucking day it thought it could give SML lemons! Do you motherfucking know who I am? Im the man whos gonna motherfucking burn your house down! With the motherfucking lemons! Im gonna get my motherfucking engineers to invent a motherfucking combustible lemon that burns your motherfucking house down!


Love it :D

So much, that I created a typographic image out of that a while back and had it printed on my college bag. The physics students love me - Enough said.

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 23 October 2011 - 07:29 PM

Squeeze the juice out and sell it as lemonade.
No, I didn't add any sugar or water. Yum. :devil:

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 26 October 2011 - 01:37 AM

Copy baavgai's avatar?

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 06 November 2011 - 09:24 AM

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I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
― Ron White
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 07 November 2011 - 11:50 AM

Squeeze it in Life's eyes.
Or lick it while Life is talking+looking at you.

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 06 December 2011 - 05:15 AM

When life gives me lemons, I strap them to a block of C4 and throw it back with a smile.

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 06 December 2011 - 02:26 PM

View Postpryogene, on 06 December 2011 - 07:15 AM, said:

When life gives me lemons, I strap them to a block of C4 and throw it back with a smile.


I wish I could up-vote this.

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 12 December 2011 - 07:10 AM

Me too, Aaron.
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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 16 February 2012 - 08:38 PM

When life gives me Lemons... Ah who am I kidding, life will barely give me a few pennies, much less lemons.

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 22 May 2012 - 06:45 PM

when life hands you lemons...

...make fun of them :bananaman:

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Re: When life gives you lemons...

Posted 22 May 2012 - 07:40 PM

But life's just trying to keep me healthy.

Scurvy is serious business, after all.

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