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#1 JacksonD  Icon User is offline

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Code Spoofs

Posted 26 October 2011 - 04:28 AM

Share you code spoofs here!

Some of mine:
gotoAndKill(_you);

$yourmom->stalk();

$me = true;
$you = false;
$cool = ($you && !$me) ? false : true;


$fat = "You";
$skinny = "Whale";
if $fat = "Whale" echo " I am far, but not in comparison to You";
if $skinny = "You" echo "Should've gone to Specsavers";


It doesn't matter if the codes wouldn't work or are incorrect. I expect some of mine would be. But its just for a laugh. They are all for a laugh and aren't intended to be used in harmful measures.

Another one I saw one the forum, Credits to the user, was:
apt-get install brain


Enjoy.

This post has been edited by JacksonD: 26 October 2011 - 04:29 AM



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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 26 October 2011 - 06:10 AM

no

edit, broke code tags. #winning

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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 26 October 2011 - 11:30 PM

ahaha. I want Swampie.

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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:23 AM

long johns;
short stack;
short straw;
double dose;
float your_boat;


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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:53 AM

I saw one, I believe it was a signature in this forum, that went something like

while(false)
{
give_up(you);
let_down(you);
run_around();
dessert(you);
}


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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 27 October 2011 - 02:07 PM

http://www.amiright....madonna61.shtml

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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 15 December 2011 - 06:06 AM

double cheesburger;
char broiled;
long time;


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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 15 December 2011 - 07:29 AM

int GetRandomNumber()
{
return 4; //chosen by fair dice roll
         //guaranteed to be random

}


link

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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 19 December 2011 - 05:54 PM

push(keys);
pop(drink);
typedef char ash;


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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:18 PM

fav_color = "blue"
mission = "Find the holy grail"
i_don't_know_that = raw_input() 
#This is what python variables should look like



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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 22 May 2012 - 06:52 PM

if (LOWORD(wParam) == ID_ :bananaman:/> ) {
      Show error: "You Lost The Game!";
   return(0);
 break;
}



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Re: Code Spoofs

Posted 17 November 2012 - 05:07 AM

function youIdiot()
{
   if (married == true)
      {
      bank = bank - 1;
      setTimeout(youIdiot,1);
      }
}


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