Some of mine:
$me = true; $you = false; $cool = ($you && !$me) ? false : true;
$fat = "You"; $skinny = "Whale"; if $fat = "Whale" echo " I am far, but not in comparison to You"; if $skinny = "You" echo "Should've gone to Specsavers";
It doesn't matter if the codes wouldn't work or are incorrect. I expect some of mine would be. But its just for a laugh. They are all for a laugh and aren't intended to be used in harmful measures.
Another one I saw one the forum, Credits to the user, was:
apt-get install brain
This post has been edited by JacksonD: 26 October 2011 - 04:29 AM