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All things Thanksgiving...

Posted 21 November 2011 - 10:22 AM

The Turkey Week is upon us folks, and I figured a hodge-podge of fun commentary about the week is needed; just like a well made stuffing!

Does anyone have fun family traditions they would like to share? A pickup game of football for the coveted Turkey Bowl? An odd dish? A dish they are planning on kicking out because beets really just plain suck?

Also - who still gets up early and watches the Macey's Day Parade? (I do) Maybe we should have a giant skype conference call for snarky comments!

How about who's heading out of town for the holiday? (Totally not going to steal your stuff while you are gone) Are you geared up to fight the hoards at the airport or megabus terminals?

Perhaps you are spending it alone with your cat, sharing a fancy feast, and playing Skyrim?

Maybe you are caring soul and using most of your time to help the homeless and less fortunate!

Then there's the Black Friday madness. This year it seems like the day is becoming significantly more unhinged than previous years. I am expecting a minimum of three deaths from trampling in places like Walmart or the Sears.

At best I am going to shuffle off with a stale beer in hand to the local comic shop for their "half off everything until 10am" sale. Ugh.. that's always a rough one. From what I understand my family has voted me off the island with regards to presents. We are all "too old". Bastards! I'll by my own presents and wrap them up myself!

If you are gearing up for black friday - what's on your list? Any banging sales you would shank a person for? More importantly - what are you getting me?

Let's layer on some holiday cheer - but not like that icky lime jello, nut, whip cream salad thing that your great aunt always brings. *shudder* Nasty.

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 10:57 AM

I'll be laying in a corner, curled up in a ball, crying about how poor I am. Then I'll go to my Omi's house for turkey, then going to moms for more turkey, then saturday going to my aunts for even more turkey.
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 11:12 AM

Thursday, I'll be at mom's church (with the kids) dishing out Thanksgiving dinner to the hungry, homeless, unemployed, less fortunate, and/or societal leeches.

Friday, I'll be home with the kids. I don't do Black Friday. I'm nowhere near that level of insane.

Saturday, I'll be grocery shopping for next week.

And Sunday, we'll be having our official family dinner at mom's place.

And Monday, my sorry ass has to come back to work. :cry2:
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 11:22 AM

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 11:31 AM

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:07 PM

Aww! Someone has a creeper! :wub:
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:12 PM

Holiday Creeper?

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:24 PM

We will make some food and then we will eat it.
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:35 PM

do you guys avoid eating animals because... well... you know
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:45 PM

Who's avoiding animal consumption?
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 12:46 PM

wolfcoder would have to... i mean.. right?
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:24 PM

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:34 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 21 November 2011 - 01:46 PM, said:

wolfcoder would have to... i mean.. right?


You're asking someone named WolfCoder if they have problems tearing into a juicy slab of roasted dead bird topped with mushroom gravy and a side of garlic mashed potatoes.


PS: PETA is no friend of any animal (and we're animals too). If you want to help other animals why not volunteer for the Humane Society?

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Posted 21 November 2011 - 01:55 PM

Speaking of food - who is going for the turducken this year? Maybe the deerturkin upgrade?
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 02:03 PM

i lost my virginity on thanksgiving morning. let me tell you guys, absolutely no day is better than getting laid at 10am and then eating a bunch of turkey and napping.
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