[mapmd1234]

ok, first off, I seriously hope that this isn't a repost, and I did a brief search to see if it was and didn't find anything...

so what is everybodies favorite quotes??

I know for sure, that if this isn't a repost, that there will be some good ones that people have... so please (hopefully this isn't a repost, because that would greatly madden me) if you have a favorite quote, or a few, post them here in replies...I would greatly like to hear everyones quotes... I have a few interesting ones, many to be precise, but I'd like to hear more...

mine:
LOTR - Gimli "youll have to throw me...(legolas) "what?" (gimli) youll have to throw me...just don't tell the elf"
personal friend "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" but I think that's in my sig actually
personally made up one involving two of MY created characters...ticks me off, because I thought them up in 98 and some dang movie company stole one of them...THAT is why you should NEVER post anything you don't want stolen to the internet...
"bob the blob, meet blob the bob...shake on it... (both) but we don't have hands...(me) then squish on it" stupid, yes, but I was very young when I thought it up...

what are yours??
*crosses fingers that this isn't a dupe thread*
if this is a duplicate thread, please, somebody tell me how I can delete it, because I really don't want to be making any more duplicate threads...

[Sergio Tapia]

Here are some of my favorites:

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Flass: I swear to God!
Batman: Swear to me!

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Lloyd: Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.

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I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.

Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[no2pencil]

Dunno if these are 'quotes' per-say. But they are my favorites.

From the song Deep Down Trauma Hounds by Skinny Puppy : Those with no rights display the right to have no life do have respect. They must accept a world commuting suicide. Do you respect a world commuting suicide?

From the movie Talladega Nights : In the words of Kernel Sanders : I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

[GunnerInc]

"But I thought it WAS on safe" you hear often on the range

[KYA]

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this thread fucking sucks

-supersloth

[lordofduct]

Quotes, like most memories, are stored as images in my head... so I can never 'quote' them accurately.

The pictures are awesome looking though.

[WolfCoder]

You want mine?

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STOP MAKING THREADS, YOU ARE BAD AT IT

[Craig328]

<Looks at Caffeine Lounge recently nuked threads> Looks like someone rediscovered they had a DIC account.

[BenignDesign]

mapmd1234, on 13 December 2011 - 09:11 PM, said:

LOTR - Gimli "youll have to throw me...(legolas) "what?" (gimli) youll have to throw me...just don't tell the elf"

Legolas IS the elf.

This post has been edited by BenignDesign: 14 December 2011 - 07:09 AM

[Craig328]

BenignDesign, on 14 December 2011 - 09:09 AM, said:

mapmd1234, on 13 December 2011 - 09:11 PM, said:

LOTR - Gimli "youll have to throw me...(legolas) "what?" (gimli) youll have to throw me...just don't tell the elf"

Legolas IS the elf.

Yeah, it was Eragon who threw that gnome.

[BenignDesign]

Aragorn.

Eragon is a Christopher Paolini book.

Fuck, I'm a nerd.

[fromTheSprawl]

"For want of a nail, a kingdom was lost."

Good morning people? Good night here. Going home to sleep.

[Craig328]

BenignDesign, on 14 December 2011 - 09:19 AM, said:

Aragorn.

Eragon is a Christopher Paolini book.

Fuck, I'm a nerd.

[Kilorn]

XML is like violence. If it isn't working, you're not using enough of it.

[BenignDesign]

Craig328, on 14 December 2011 - 09:28 AM, said:

BenignDesign, on 14 December 2011 - 09:19 AM, said:

Aragorn.

Eragon is a Christopher Paolini book.

Fuck, I'm a nerd.

.... but I'm still less of a nerd than Craig.