Life is good!

things are going great OMG!

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Life is good!

Posted 12 April 2007 - 07:56 AM

I was having a bad day today. I decided I check my email. And MY DID MY LUCK CHANGE!

I.....


-won a free ipod
-got approved for $25,000 loan without applying
-a hot blonde mom is waiting to strip for me
-won a $1,000 card to Petco
-Got a better fixed rate APR
-was offered citizenship in to the united states, free of charge!
-won over $15,000,000 in a Nigerian lotterty (again!)
-have tons of hot sluts waiting for me
-got free custom business cards
-lisa emailed me "Hey thebrendan*****@yahoo.com, it's me Lisa!"
-final attampt to get 4 free one week cruises to the Caribbean (good thing I saw the last attempt!)
-the office of Robert Allen found me a new job
-i'll be able to out perform other men for free
-a free video for "dark haired teeen gives handjob for orgiasm" I wan an "orgiasm"

HOW HAS YOUR LUCK CHANGED RECENTLY!?

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 08:29 AM

Naa I just got an advert for Christian dating services. Man do they have there marketing waaaa off.

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 08:37 AM

gmail keeps my life pretty bland.
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 08:58 AM

I read this thread, so my luck is pretty terrible i guess.
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 01:33 PM

Damn; you get all the luck. My bank is having security problems, so they provided me with a link to login and update all my information. What a hassle.
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 01:37 PM

that was actually a phising email. CONGRATULATIONS
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 02:00 PM

I have the chance to use new products like V*gra, V*li and X*na. Sounds scientific!

also, I can forward you all some resources to grow your guy.
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 02:14 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 12 Apr, 2007 - 01:37 PM, said:

that was actually a phising email. CONGRATULATIONS


I believe he was being sarcastic, how did you of all people not catch that? ;)
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 02:22 PM

View PostBlueCube, on 12 Apr, 2007 - 03:14 PM, said:

View Postsupersloth, on 12 Apr, 2007 - 01:37 PM, said:

that was actually a phising email. CONGRATULATIONS


I believe he was being sarcastic, how did you of all people not catch that? ;)

sorry, i've been sick, and i just got out of a meeting, and was shocked we've gotten a few new members who write in understandable english. basically i'm all shell shocked. i apologize and offer sexy pictures for my forgiveness.
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 02:30 PM

Dude! You won the nigerian lottery again! I've been approached by tons of websites for me to write articles to them, and people keep telling me that my dick can grow twice it's size with a free sample of something. Oh yeah, and I have hot chicks about 6 years older than I am from my town waiting for me, including Brenda ,age 21, an english name which is very sparse in a French community.

On a more realistic note, I have an interview at McD on Saturday at 10:30. W00t.

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 02:36 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 12 Apr, 2007 - 02:22 PM, said:

i apologize and offer sexy pictures for my forgiveness.


LETS SEE THEM

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 02:37 PM

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 08:05 PM

awwww poor sloth.
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 10:01 PM

That is one sexy picture... I mean... the hat... the shirt.... already on your back.... what more could heterosexual man want...
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Posted 13 April 2007 - 07:32 AM

that was tight
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