So say you have a large sum of money

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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:48 AM

I would get a list of everyone who's ever made fun of me in person, or on the internet, and go door to door with my bestest bro beating the insulter up.
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:58 AM

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 12:27 PM

I suppose, in order, I'd do the following:
  • establish college funds for both my kids
  • pay off my home
  • set money aside to care for my folks when they're older
  • fully fund my various existing business ventures
  • establish a bank, limited to local businesses/people and get back to doing what banks used to do: help their local neighbors (instead of focusing on making ridiculous profits at everyone's expense)

Money is worthless unless it does some good. It buys necessities, comforts and peace of mind but that's about it. There's a lot more to life than those.

Basically, I'd want people to be able to say something nice about me and what I did once I'm gone.
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 12:42 PM

View PostKilorn, on 08 February 2012 - 12:47 PM, said:

Hookers and Blow.


I did that...

now I'm broke and my chest really hurts.

Only two dead hookers... I call that a win!
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 12:45 PM

It's a win if you started with two live hookers.. it's a loss if you started with three live hookers and ended with two dead hookers - that means one escaped!
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 01:01 PM

What if I started with 2 dead hookers?

Uncle Bernie, meet my two lady friends....

... oh, it looks like one of them lied about being a lady.
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 01:05 PM

Nothing but pure comedy gold!
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 01:22 PM

Hire hookers to trim my toenails in a hot tub full of pepto bismol...then repeat.
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 01:52 PM

something like a million, i would buy a reasonable house for something like 300-400k. buy a couple cars that ive always wanted for around 100k total. Save the rest and keep working and retire real early and buy a vacation home somewhere awesome.
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 02:24 PM

View Postishkabible, on 08 February 2012 - 03:22 PM, said:

Hire hookers to trim my toenails in a hot tub full of pepto bismol...then repeat.


.... why Pepto Bismol? Or do I not want to know?
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 03:02 PM

Just curiosity I guess. I might change it up to peanut butter every now and again.
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 03:22 PM

Pluu-leez.. the peanut butter is reserved for your pack of golden retrievers..
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:23 PM

we should take away cc's ability to create threads already.

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uncle ben is disappoint.
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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:41 PM

yeah, uncle ben is dead too. See where being disappointed got him?

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Re: So say you have a large sum of money

Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:55 PM

I'd buy every game on Steam with plenty of cash to spare and meet the guy who got all that for free.

Then I'd buy every Microsoft product and be half a million in debt.

Car? No thanks.
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