[NeoTifa]

I wrote a depressing anti-Valentines Day poem for my German class. Lol. That's as far as my celebrating goes.

[Jstall]

Well that just made me curious. Now I want to read the poem.

[Robin19]

NeoTifa, on 10 February 2012 - 09:50 AM, said:

I wrote a depressing anti-Valentines Day poem for my German class. Lol. That's as far as my celebrating goes.

Care to share?

I'm lucky that my SO doesn't care about crap holidays. And she's not a hippie nut job. Tuesday will be like every other Tuesday. Work, video games, and maybe some TV. I was thinking of taking her to The Phantom Menace in 3D of Tuesday. Pros: It's Star Wars In 3D!, Tuesdays are $2 popcorn and soda night, we've never seen a 3D movie before, she's never sat through a Star Wars film before (she's a Trekkie) so it's all uphill from here. Cons: It's $12.50, I don't want to support George Lucas continued spiral into madness, should her first real experience with Star Wars feature Jar Jar. I have a lot of thinking to do this weekend.

[supersloth]

Robin19, on 10 February 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

I was thinking of taking her to The Phantom Menace in 3D of Tuesday.

there are a lot easier ways to tell a woman you don't want to be with her anymore.

[bonyjoe]

I'll be sitting in a bed in hospital recovering from minor surgery, it's also an all male ward. Maybe I can get some nurses to take pity on me and show me their boobs.

[supersloth]

they won't.

[modi123_1]

Minor surgery for what?

FYI - cross your fingers (assuming they are not being removed) you are near a laparoscopic band recipient... then you can just ask him to show you his moobs and it's totally just like the same thing.

[Choscura]

Sex makes people do crazy things.

[jon.kiparsky]

supersloth, on 10 February 2012 - 02:08 PM, said:

they won't.

Dunno. He's pretty pitiful.

[bonyjoe]

supersloth, on 10 February 2012 - 08:08 PM, said:

they won't.

That's the sad part

modi123_1, on 10 February 2012 - 08:12 PM, said:

Minor surgery for what?

FYI - cross your fingers (assuming they are not being removed) you are near a laparoscopic band recipient... then you can just ask him to show you his moobs and it's totally just like the same thing.

Nothing much, just having a 4cm diameter stone cut out of my bladder :| also I'm pretty sure the hairy nipples will destroy the illusion

jon.kiparsky, on 10 February 2012 - 09:24 PM, said:

Dunno. He's pretty pitiful.

That is very true

[jon.kiparsky]

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Nothing much, just having a 4cm diameter stone cut out of my bladder

"This too shall pass"

[NeoTifa]

@jstall @robin19 Okay, but keep in mind, it's only been like 2 quarters of German for me.

Ohne dich, mein Herz ist eine Uhr,
Die nicht mehr tickt.
Er ist eine Tür,
Die nicht mehr offnet.

Meine Einsamkeit bleibt mit mir,
Sie folgt kein Plan.
Die Kälte bleibt mit dir,
Sie weißt keine Wärme.

Die Straßen sind alt und verlassen,
Mit viele Risse und sehr staubig.
Die Flüsse sind ausgetrocknet,
Die Fische sind weg und kein Gras beiderseitig.

Alle Hoffnungen,
Alle Träume.
Alle Liebe,
Sie alle sterben mit dir.

[Sergio Tapia]

Going to get my wife a nice big card and some chocolates, 'cuz that's how I roll. Maybe even get a pirate DVD from the market to watch later on that night.

[nK0de]

supersloth, on 11 February 2012 - 12:26 AM, said:

Robin19, on 10 February 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

I was thinking of taking her to The Phantom Menace in 3D of Tuesday.

there are a lot easier ways to tell a woman you don't want to be with her anymore.

[NeoTifa]

Let it be known, I shall upvote that post whenever my FF decides to stop being gay. And I'm glad at least 2 people like my poem lol.