I took a nap earlier this evening (because I've barely slept at all in four days and I'm exhausted).
I dreamed that my kids and I moved into a trailer in the woods next door to Craig328 (who also lived in a trailer in the woods). He offered to cut firewood for us. We had no furniture and one of the windows fell out when I closed the door. It was snowing and windy and cold. I asked Craig328 if I could borrow blankets for the kids. He yelled at me about being a lazy welfare bum and took the firewood back.
Wait...you were dreaming about me? Now I have to worry about MacOSXNerd and his jealous rage?
You know I'd let you just have the firewood. I can get tons of it. Blankets though...hell, I can't keep my own kids in blankets. They move around my house wrapped up like refugees during winter. I'd have prolly offered to fix the window and leave you the wood so you wouldn't need blankets...and asked how you managed to sneak a trailer into the woods in my neighborhood.
As for asshole, yeah, I can be a real asshole to some. They typically have gone to heroic lengths to earn such enmity though. In person I'm fairly quiet and the wife continually complains that I'm too laid back. So you'd have understand just how big an effing jagoff you are to earn assholeishness from me in return. Merely moving in next door doesn't even come close. In fact, you'd certainly be a big improvement on some of what passes for neighbors on my street.
Finally getting around to making the mead I've been putting off. Got some great honey from a beekeeper down in the southern part of the state, but it's completely crystallized, so it's a long process of melting it out of the bottles it's in.