[jon.kiparsky]

KYA, on 28 September 2012 - 10:16 PM, said:

I wear them to churn butter.

... if you know what I mean.

[modi123_1]

tsk.. I remember when I was young and could churn butter four or five times a day!

[jon.kiparsky]

Gosh, grampa, what did you do with all that butter?

[BenignDesign]

macosxnerd101, on 28 September 2012 - 11:16 PM, said:

Do the Amish in your parts wear those...?

[modi123_1]

Man, I spread it everywhere! White tacos.. brown tacos.. muffins.. oyster ditches.. melon mounds.. and now and then even a lean ham wallet! Mostly, though, I would make a mess and have to clean up with tissues, a towel, or even a tube sock while crying in shame. What I should have done was sold it to the local collection facility. That would have been a smart deal and good for beer money.

@b9 - heh that was mentioned on a nice episode of Law and Order: SVU.. in connection with a measles outbreak.

[jon.kiparsky]

modi123_1, on 28 September 2012 - 10:49 PM, said:

What I should have done was sold it to the local collection facility. That would have been a smart deal and good for beer money.

Not to mention a great episode of The Old Lady Job Justification Hearings.

[midknight51]

Working on a fun little tic-tac-toe game in Python. It's saturday so work is slow.

[KYA]

jon.kiparsky, on 28 September 2012 - 09:36 PM, said:

Gosh, grampa, what did you do with all that butter?

Put it in a shoebox.

[BenignDesign]

This morning, I was a disgruntled WalMart shopper.

This afternoon, I'm working on being a domestic goddess.

This evening, I'll become la freelancer extraordinaire.

[jon.kiparsky]

"What goes on two legs and four wheels in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and sits on its butt in front of the computer all through the night?"

[BenignDesign]

I just finished cussing at my kids.

The neighbor boy has a dart gun cross bow thing. He had one arrow left. My girls decided to tease him by taking and hiding it. An excellent plan except they couldn't decide on who was actually going to hold the arrow. So they fought over it and ripped it in half.

Now they each get to pay me $16 to cover the cost of the refill pack I just ordered from Amazon.

[xclite]

Yay discipline! Today's kids need more of it.

[BenignDesign]

I have no problem disciplining my children.

[KYA]

I read that as despising.

[BenignDesign]

Depends on the day really.