[Crockeo]

Pretty much as the titles says: what are some of your favorite yo' mamma jokes pertaining to programming?


These are some I came up with recently:
Yo' Mamma's so bad her whole life is a syntax error.
Yo' Mamma's so fat a long long couldn't hold her.
Yo' Mamma's so ugly that volatile can't begin to describe her.
Yo' Mamma's so fat that when she tries to find her belly button she gets a NullPointerException.


Does anyone else have any, or am I just that weird?

[Sergio Tapia]

Yo mommas so fat when she opens up a picture of herself she gets a OutOfMemoryException.

Yo mommas so ugly she went through AES256 and looked better on the side!

[Nykc]

Your mom is so fat I would still fuck her

[Aphex19]

Yo momma's so fat, calculating her bmi causes a 64-bit arithmetic overflow exception.

[jon.kiparsky]

Yo mamma's so FAT she has a file system named for her.

[Creecher]

Yo mamma is so stupid that she actually reports her errors to Microsoft and expects an answer.

This post has been edited by Creecher: 04 April 2012 - 11:38 AM

[Crockeo]

How about this one: "Yo' mamma's so stupid she can't even SAY 'Hello world!'"

[DarenR]

Yo Mamma, How do you leave an idiot in suspence?

Yo mamma is so fat she though alt f4 was her clothing size.

This post has been edited by DarenR: 04 April 2012 - 01:25 PM

[KYA]

Your mama is so dumb she tripped over her wireless network.

[xxxjj18]

Yo' mommas so fat her scale only reads in binary!

[NeoTifa]

KYA, on 04 April 2012 - 07:56 PM, said:

Your mama is so dumb she tripped over her wireless network.

This actually sounds like me.

[ishkabible]

Yo' mommas so fat the non-Newtonian dynamics of her fat pack is turing complete

[jon.kiparsky]

Yo mamma got a travelling salesman problem...

[DimitriV]

Yo mommas so boring that her life throws a NotImplementedException.

[ishkabible]

Yo momma is so fat, she has to be allocated on the heap.

Yo momma is so massive, she's on a first name basis with the higgs boson.