Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

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Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:01 AM

Pretty much as the titles says: what are some of your favorite yo' mamma jokes pertaining to programming?


These are some I came up with recently:
Yo' Mamma's so bad her whole life is a syntax error.
Yo' Mamma's so fat a long long couldn't hold her.
Yo' Mamma's so ugly that volatile can't begin to describe her.
Yo' Mamma's so fat that when she tries to find her belly button she gets a NullPointerException.


Does anyone else have any, or am I just that weird?


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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:58 AM

Yo mommas so fat when she opens up a picture of herself she gets a OutOfMemoryException.

Yo mommas so ugly she went through AES256 and looked better on the side!

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:40 AM

Your mom is so fat I would still fuck her

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:45 AM

Yo momma's so fat, calculating her bmi causes a 64-bit arithmetic overflow exception.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:54 AM

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Yo mamma's so FAT she has a file system named for her.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:35 AM

Yo mamma is so stupid that she actually reports her errors to Microsoft and expects an answer.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:05 PM

How about this one: "Yo' mamma's so stupid she can't even SAY 'Hello world!'"

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:25 PM

Yo Mamma, How do you leave an idiot in suspence?

Yo mamma is so fat she though alt f4 was her clothing size.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:56 PM

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Your mama is so dumb she tripped over her wireless network.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:06 PM

Yo' mommas so fat her scale only reads in binary!

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:31 PM

View PostKYA, on 04 April 2012 - 07:56 PM, said:

Your mama is so dumb she tripped over her wireless network.


This actually sounds like me. :/

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:07 PM

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Yo' mommas so fat the non-Newtonian dynamics of her fat pack is turing complete

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:50 PM

Yo mamma got a travelling salesman problem...

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:50 PM

Yo mommas so boring that her life throws a NotImplementedException.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:57 AM

Yo momma is so fat, she has to be allocated on the heap.

Yo momma is so massive, she's on a first name basis with the higgs boson.

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