Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 05 April 2012 - 07:21 PM

Yo mama's so fat that long double is insufficient to express her weight.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:18 PM

View PostNykc, on 04 April 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:

Your mom is so fat I would still fuck her

Yo mom is so fat, I would still watch.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 08 April 2012 - 07:13 AM

Yo mom is so fat, even her avatar is GigaPixel.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:31 AM

Got these from a fellow programmer:

Yo momma is so fat, Google had to implement a new zoom level in Google Earth

Yo momma is so fat, Google's Street View car has been spotted between her fat flaps.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:14 PM

Yo mamma's so fat, all her variables are public.

Yo mamma eats so much, calculating her weight results in an infinite loop.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 12 April 2012 - 05:29 PM

Yo momma so fat and stupid she thought Netbeans Java was a snack.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 12 April 2012 - 09:53 PM

Yo Momma's so fat, she aint seen her feet since Windows '95!

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 16 April 2012 - 11:51 PM

Your momma so fat, nothing can compress her.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:08 PM

Yo momma so fat, all the bits fit in her byte.

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Re: Programming Yo' Mamma Jokes

Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:01 PM

Yo mamma so fat, she uses c+++

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