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Re: You can choose only one language

Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:32 AM

Assembly. Just for the street cred, and it's pretty hard for me to learn by myself. Plus, what can't you do with assembly?

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:34 AM

I'd go with Clojure, the Lightsaber of programming languages.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 09:39 AM

elvish.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:04 PM

I'd have to say F# because I can not wrap my head around functional programming at all

Boo.NET comes in at a close second

and C# is in 3rd
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:47 PM

Now F#. The power of .NET with the elegance of functional programming. I wish there was a market for it down here. :)
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Re: You can choose only one language

Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:47 PM

Women. Lord knows we need help in that one.

In all seriousness, probably Lisp. Macro programming at its finest at a level and class that still gives me headaches. Danged lambda calculus!
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:12 PM

Hmm, I would choose whatever language that could be used to exploit backdoors in banking systems without getting caught. Sorry if that's a bit underhanded, but honestly, if you had a working function called PrintMoney(), would you complain?
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Re: You can choose only one language

Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:17 PM

VB.NET - its the language that introduced me to programming so I have always pursued it. I have had enough success with it!
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:21 PM

Binary, then I could simply create all other languages. Although, I'd probably end up going mad in the end, my brain turned mush by 1s and 0s.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:36 PM

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Here, I can teach you binary in 2 seconds. 1 = on, 0 = off. There, now you know binary. You're welcome.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:46 PM

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You mean 10 seconds, don't you?
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:55 PM

Haha, gee thanks Neo, you've really enlightened me :genius:
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Re: You can choose only one language

Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:56 PM

There's only 10 different kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:57 PM

Mind = blown
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:58 PM

NUH UH, THAT'S ONLY A LIST OF TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE....
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