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Am moving to Egypt, who's with me?

Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:33 AM

Finally!

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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their death, local media is claiming.


Full story

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But sources inside the Egyptian Embassy in London have said the claims were 'completely false', 'forbidden in Islam' and 'could never imagine it happening'.

Booo!

We'll just wait & see. Interesting. Thoughts?

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They reported it would also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.


Now that's just dumb. Why remove the ability for women to work? This would, imo, bring the entire economy to a grinding halt. Businesses would be forced to find new labor, which would halt production time. Plus they may wind up with men, less skilled in trade. This would hurt production on a large scale.

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The source said the proposal, if it even existed, had not reached the parliament - although it was also admitted it could be the work of an extremist politician.


So much damage from just a single person.

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:39 AM

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The first proposed law would lower the legal age a girl can marry to 14.

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:39 AM

Now after all these years, you can finally PIIHB, she can't say no, and it's not rape!
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:46 AM

View Postno2pencil, on 27 April 2012 - 10:03 PM, said:

Finally!

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Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives for up to six hours after their death, local media is claiming.


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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:47 AM

Bah.. what about this pimp?

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Abdul Rahman Nayef al-Obeidi, a 22-year-old Iraqi farmer, fell in love with two women, but instead of choosing between them, he married both in one night in a small village in central Iraq.

The wedding ceremony for Obeidi and two of his cousins (yes you read that right), Intidhar, 17, and Suad, 22, was held on April 6 at his family home in Al-Laqlaq village, north of Tikrit.

Obeidi, the youngest of five sons, said that he informed his parents about his plan to marry his two cousins in one night and they encouraged him, though many of his relatives were against the idea.


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Islam permits men to marry up to four women, but stipulates that the wives must be treated equally.

Check - allowed!

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Obeidiís older brother Salman played the role of mediator in the negotiations with the two families, and succeeded in making his brotherís dream come true.

His brother's dream.. of doing two chicks at the same time!

http://english.alara.../26/210442.html


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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:47 AM

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Somebody has to make the joke. Brace yourselves.

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I wouldn't want to have sex with my wife, even if she was dead.

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:49 AM

Looks like women can also have sex with their dead husbands... not sure how that would work:

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The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband.


soooo.. corpse fucking for all?
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:51 AM

View PostJstall, on 27 April 2012 - 12:49 PM, said:

soooo.. corpse fucking for all?

We prefer to call it 'corpse loving'. Fucking is such an ugly term.
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:55 AM

View PostJstall, on 27 April 2012 - 12:49 PM, said:

Looks like women can also have sex with their dead husbands... not sure how that would work:


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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:57 AM

"Just what kind of store are you running here?" lol
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 09:58 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 27 April 2012 - 10:17 PM, said:

Bah.. what about this pimp?

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Abdul Rahman Nayef al-Obeidi, a 22-year-old Iraqi farmer, fell in love with two women, but instead of choosing between them, he married both in one night in a small village in central Iraq.


I once read about an Asian guy marrying 2 twin sisters because he couldn't choose between them.

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:00 AM

Damn it jstall.. now I am required to bring up the Grunke Brothers.

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On their way to dig up a grave in rural southwestern Wisconsin, the Grunke brothers and a friend stopped at a Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms, authorities said.

Three days later, on Tuesday, twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were charged in Grant County with attempted theft ó and attempting to have sex with a corpse.

The two drove into the cemetery to find the partially dug grave of a 20-year-old woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident Aug. 27 in Cassville. The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault.
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Aaaand when Wisconsin State Supreme Court had to determine if it was sexual assault when having intercourse with a corpse since it could not provide consent.
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:03 AM

Its not rape if she doesn't say no.
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:05 AM

Shoot him. Shoot him in the balls.
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:07 AM

Of course this whole discussion brings up an interesting quandary - in a post zombie outbreak world is it better to discourage zombie pumping or let it ride? The way I see it you would figure humanity took a sufficiently large loss that you would want all your able bodied men and women only exchanging their essences between each other and not have Billy Bumpkin boring new holes in the hips of a shambler he de-toothed... but then I might be in the minority here.
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