[ishkabible]

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coding ranks at the top of my list of things I prefer doing for money.

gabehabe's the top of my list.

[supersloth]

modi123_1, on 30 April 2012 - 11:01 AM, said:

From what I heard, there is a minimum of at least one chick in BenignDesign's bed each night when BenignDesign goes to sleep.

when did you turn into macosxnerd?

[modi123_1]

He was busy today and asked me to fill in.

I was really hoping to lure someone into a wager of mad duckets by said mark thinking benigndesign is a master rico suave to have a consistent minimum of women in the evening bed (which of course requires contrarian reply since the statement was posted on the internet and everyone's a dbag), and this turns into the aforementioned wager when I respond with "I'll betcha fifty bucks Benigndesign's bed has at least one women in it at night!" all the while the mark is lured in so I can spring my trap and yell, "HA! You fell for my ruse! My cunning attempt to trick you! You now owe me fifty dollars or I'll tell the internet police! You should have checked your facts more closely dinkus, because for what you thought was a he is actually a she which means there is always a girl in her bed at night because, if anything else, *SHE'S* counts as the one woman in the bed! Don't you get it!? It's a riddle! Like Smaug the dragon would do when playing against Bilbo!", but over all I wouldn't gloat too much because I would like to get paid because I like money.

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[BenignDesign]

I considered responding with the knowledge that there could be up to five females in my bed on any given night (if you count both dogs and both kids)... but never more than five because the bed can't hold more than five. Even when there are five, it quickly becomes four because I get pissed at the invasion of personal space and opt to sleep on the couch.

[jon.kiparsky]

modi, your logic assumes that b9 sleeps in her own bed every night. This is not necessarily so.

EDIT: not that I am asserting or even implying that b9 is a scarlet hussy, a trollop, or otherwise in any way wanton.

This post has been edited by jon.kiparsky: 01 May 2012 - 10:17 AM

[modi123_1]

More like I operate on the assumption that where ever b9 sleeps immediately becomes 'her bed' through a transitive-dot-crossed-association.

[jon.kiparsky]

So if I have some chick over, all of a sudden she owns my bed? Fuck that! It's my bed. Mine, mine, mine.

[modi123_1]

Did I say this applies to some or all chicks? Not in the slightest. In addition dual ownership claims, if disputed, are settled by a first call of 'dibs'.

[BenignDesign]

Only me, for I am a god among mere mortals.

[modi123_1]

Oh really? So are you saying it is internet fact the video game 'Black and White' was loosely based on your exploits?

[BenignDesign]

Yes. I am a floating hand and I have a pet gorilla.

[ishkabible]

the controls of that game, both 1 and 2, are so quirky.