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#1 MangoTux  Icon User is offline

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Finish the joke!

Posted 29 April 2012 - 01:17 PM

Here's how this works. Someone [me] will post the beginning of a joke, and it's the job of the next person to finish that joke, and start a new one!

Here goes:

An array of programmers walk in to a bar...

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#2 strawhat89  Icon User is offline

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Re: Finish the joke!

Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:06 AM

and get F.U.B.A.R


Why should not a chicken cross the road?

amidoinitrite?

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Re: Finish the joke!

Posted 13 May 2012 - 10:42 PM

If he is hit & killed, he will pass on to the other side.

An integer walks up to a string & asks....

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Re: Finish the joke!

Posted 22 May 2012 - 04:13 PM

...why are you still holding on to those words

:whistling::P fail joke ending, but no one will notice

The farmer walked over to a computer...

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Re: Finish the joke!

Posted 05 June 2012 - 07:25 AM

and threw the heavy boulder to the side.

A programmer woke up at 5:00 am...

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Re: Finish the joke!

Posted 24 July 2012 - 12:20 PM

...
**Classic one-liner**

Zombie Steve Jobs walks into a bar

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Re: Finish the joke!

Posted 04 August 2012 - 03:46 AM

And Siri doesn't remember the rest.

Pikachu, Charmander and Sarah Paelin walk into a bar

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Re: Finish the joke!

Posted 28 September 2012 - 12:53 AM

View PostRoonil Wazlib, on 04 August 2012 - 03:46 AM, said:

And Siri doesn't remember the rest.

Pikachu, Charmander and Sarah Paelin walk into a bar


and Paelin eats Pikachu and Charmander.

King Kong begins to do the gangnam style dance

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