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Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 15 May 2012 - 03:29 PM

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Here are several programming-related pickup lines I've thought might be worth sharing:

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  • Over the weekend, you be my function and I'll call you.
  • Once we get home, you're the int and I'm the double so I can cast myself into you.
  • Are you ready? Because I am about to overload ya!


Sorry for the cheesiness.

-Masoug

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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 15 May 2012 - 06:19 PM

Lol. The second one is funny. Sorry, but I don't have any more lol.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 15 May 2012 - 06:20 PM

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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:47 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 15 May 2012 - 06:20 PM, said:

unzip strip touch finger mount fsck sleep

Haha, yeah that's funny. You forgot bash.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:36 PM

...and grep
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:59 PM

I am partial to this old COBOL one - "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?". Sixty percent of the time it works all the time.
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:12 AM

If (you = interested) then (me = ready) else (me = masturbate) endif
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:30 AM

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If (you = interested) then (me = ready) else (me = masturbate) endif


you'll never get laid that way

while(true) {if(you = intrested) then (me = ready)}

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:50 AM

I would like you to give me <head> while I devour your <body> </head></body>
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:00 AM

Hey baby - are you high grade aluminum fins and copper channeling, because I am attracted to you like dust to a heat sink!

Wanna see my RAMBus?

Sorry - I didn't mean to exaFLOPS.. in my pants!
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:20 AM

View Postishkabible, on 16 May 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:

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If (you = interested) then (me = ready) else (me = masturbate) endif


you'll never get laid that way

while(true) {if(you = intrested) then (me = ready)}



Right, 'cause that's so much hotter.
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:26 AM

persistence is the key :P
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:27 AM

No.. that's how you end in the 'Ducky Zone'.

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:31 AM

View Postishkabible, on 16 May 2012 - 09:26 AM, said:

persistence is the key :P


Right. Even a blind pig finds an acorn from time to time, if he's persistent.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:36 AM

Good idea Jon!

"Hey there sexy mamma - I want to furrow your fallow like a pig hunting for an acorn!"
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