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- Over the weekend, you be my function and I'll call you.
- Once we get home, you're the int and I'm the double so I can cast myself into you.
- Are you ready? Because I am about to overload ya!
Sorry for the cheesiness.
-Masoug
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Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 15 May 2012 - 03:29 PM
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Here are several programming-related pickup lines I've thought might be worth sharing:
Sorry for the cheesiness.
-Masoug
Sorry for the cheesiness.
-Masoug
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 15 May 2012 - 06:19 PM
Lol. The second one is funny. Sorry, but I don't have any more lol.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:30 AM
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If (you = interested) then (me = ready) else (me = masturbate) endif
you'll never get laid that way
while(true) {if(you = intrested) then (me = ready)}
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:00 AM
Hey baby - are you high grade aluminum fins and copper channeling, because I am attracted to you like dust to a heat sink!
Wanna see my RAMBus?
Sorry - I didn't mean to exaFLOPS.. in my pants!
Wanna see my RAMBus?
Sorry - I didn't mean to exaFLOPS.. in my pants!
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:20 AM
ishkabible, on 16 May 2012 - 08:30 AM, said:
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If (you = interested) then (me = ready) else (me = masturbate) endif
you'll never get laid that way
while(true) {if(you = intrested) then (me = ready)}
Right, 'cause that's so much hotter.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:26 AM
persistence is the key 
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines
Posted 16 May 2012 - 07:31 AM
ishkabible, on 16 May 2012 - 09:26 AM, said:
persistence is the key
Right. Even a blind pig finds an acorn from time to time, if he's persistent.
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