Programming Pick-Up Lines

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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:15 AM

I was inspired by this post... "Hey baby I am looking to startup something here.. are you open for a casual backend position? I won't be able to pay you up front but if this takes off you are coming with me!".
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:52 AM

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You gotta do it hard, or else I won't push_back.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:55 AM

I return back to the scripting language I slapped together for my work. We prefix a lot of our stuff with Ex (short for our company name)... so I quickly just stuck the name "Simple Ex Script" or "SExScript" to it.

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not much of a pick-up line.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:07 PM

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"bet you a blowjob you can't fit it all in your mouth."
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:40 PM

I'm not sure how that's programming related... but I giggled.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:44 PM

It's said while looking at a PDP-8, presumably.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:52 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 17 May 2012 - 02:07 PM, said:

"bet you a blowjob you can't fit it all in your mouth."


If she can fit it all in her mouth, you owe her a blowjob...

She might make you give it to her boyfriend.
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:02 PM

That's exactly why I don't like you takin' liberties with my dick!
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:08 PM

View Postmodi123_1, on 17 May 2012 - 03:02 PM, said:

That's exactly why I don't like you takin' liberties with my dick!



Reminds me of my all-time favorite low-blow putdown of a girl...
"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!"
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:32 PM

yeah i've always been a big fan of that one.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 02:09 PM

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Suck my SSL Socket, <explicative>!

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 02:50 PM

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^ virgin alert
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 03:06 PM

I've never tried any pickup lines.
One that might work but isn't programming related is

"I want to put my hard drive in your mainframe"

But hell, at my age I just use:

"Let's get to fucking before one of us nods off."

This post has been edited by CharlieMay: 17 May 2012 - 03:06 PM

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 03:21 PM

You should really lay off the smack, Charlie. It's not good for you or your sex life!
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Re: Programming Pick-Up Lines

Posted 17 May 2012 - 03:22 PM

"hi, what's your name?"
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