[jon.kiparsky]

That sounds dire.

[BenignDesign]

Side Effects May Include nausea, vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, halitosis, lung cancer, reduced mental capacity, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep loss, internal bleeding, internal combustion, a sudden craving to eat chalk, an addiction to cocaine, heroin, PCP, speed and Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, acne, anal seepage, PMS, the inability to use proper english in an online environment, AIDS, an urge to stab people merely for existing, surprise butt sex, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends in your underwear, migraines, diabeetus, blurred vision, or an inability to form coherent sentences.

[modi123_1]

Not as dire as a Direwolf with a 1d8+10 bite attack, a 14 AC, and 6d8+18 hp! The Direwolf gets +2 to initiative - so you best roll high!

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[jon.kiparsky]

Of the two, I'd take the dire wolf.

I'd take the pair of them if it meant I never had to deal with sharepoint again, but I don't think that deal is on offer.

[calvinthedestroyer]

aresh, on 14 June 2012 - 01:53 AM, said:

Yeah, that explains why it is not as good as other peoples.

Were are yours?....

wait,, what were we talking about?

[supersloth]

how bad your photoshops are.

[Choscura]

Goddamnit, it was intended to be Ace Ventura's talking ass, I must have copied the wrong link.

Correct image:


Edit: @Modi, I fixed your dire wolf.

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This post has been edited by Choscura: 16 June 2012 - 12:48 AM

[RedYote]

I do believe this is one of the best threads to wake up to at work.

I also did not realize that LoD's sig was his butt, but that just makes me want it even more.

[lordofduct]

You want my butt even more now? You need to get to know me a little bit better first sweet heart... buy me a drink or something.

[Celerian]

BenignDesign, on 15 June 2012 - 02:21 PM, said:

Side Effects May Include nausea, vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, halitosis, lung cancer, reduced mental capacity, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep loss, internal bleeding, internal combustion, a sudden craving to eat chalk, an addiction to cocaine, heroin, PCP, speed and Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, acne, anal seepage, PMS, the inability to use proper english in an online environment, AIDS, an urge to stab people merely for existing, surprise butt sex, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends in your underwear, migraines, diabeetus, blurred vision, or an inability to form coherent sentences.

You spelled Diabetes wrong.

But correct according to the Wilford Brimley Phonetic Dictionary.

[lordofduct]

Good job, you're capable of recognizing wit, you get a gold star.

[RedYote]

lordofduct, on 18 June 2012 - 06:44 AM, said:

You want my butt even more now? You need to get to know me a little bit better first sweet heart... buy me a drink or something.

What do you drink?

[BenignDesign]

Celerian, on 18 June 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:

You spelled Diabetes wrong.

Kno. Fawking. Wae.

[Kilorn]

This is one of the greatest threads ever and my day has been made that much better for reading every post in here.

[calvinthedestroyer]

supersloth, on 15 June 2012 - 08:09 PM, said:

how bad your photoshops are.

Is that like Print Shop Deluxe?


at least I drew my picture instead of posting pictures of my butt...