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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:09 PM

That sounds dire.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:21 PM

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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:21 PM

Not as dire as a Direwolf with a 1d8+10 bite attack, a 14 AC, and 6d8+18 hp! The Direwolf gets +2 to initiative - so you best roll high!

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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 15 June 2012 - 12:23 PM

Of the two, I'd take the dire wolf.

I'd take the pair of them if it meant I never had to deal with sharepoint again, but I don't think that deal is on offer.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 15 June 2012 - 06:15 PM

View Postaresh, on 14 June 2012 - 01:53 AM, said:

Yeah, that explains why it is not as good as other peoples.

Were are yours?....

wait,, what were we talking about?
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 15 June 2012 - 07:09 PM

how bad your photoshops are.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 16 June 2012 - 12:42 AM

Goddamnit, it was intended to be Ace Ventura's talking ass, I must have copied the wrong link.

Correct image:
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Edit: @Modi, I fixed your dire wolf.
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 06:33 AM

I do believe this is one of the best threads to wake up to at work.

I also did not realize that LoD's sig was his butt, but that just makes me want it even more.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 18 June 2012 - 06:44 AM

You want my butt even more now? You need to get to know me a little bit better first sweet heart... buy me a drink or something.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 18 June 2012 - 07:04 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 15 June 2012 - 02:21 PM, said:

Side Effects May Include nausea, vomiting, headaches, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, halitosis, lung cancer, reduced mental capacity, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep loss, internal bleeding, internal combustion, a sudden craving to eat chalk, an addiction to cocaine, heroin, PCP, speed and Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, acne, anal seepage, PMS, the inability to use proper english in an online environment, AIDS, an urge to stab people merely for existing, surprise butt sex, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends in your underwear, migraines, diabeetus, blurred vision, or an inability to form coherent sentences.


You spelled Diabetes wrong.

But correct according to the Wilford Brimley Phonetic Dictionary.
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Posted 18 June 2012 - 07:20 AM

Good job, you're capable of recognizing wit, you get a gold star.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 18 June 2012 - 07:42 AM

View Postlordofduct, on 18 June 2012 - 06:44 AM, said:

You want my butt even more now? You need to get to know me a little bit better first sweet heart... buy me a drink or something.


What do you drink? ;)
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 18 June 2012 - 08:36 AM

View PostCelerian, on 18 June 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:

You spelled Diabetes wrong.


Kno. Fawking. Wae.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 18 June 2012 - 09:00 AM

This is one of the greatest threads ever and my day has been made that much better for reading every post in here.
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Re: where do the cool signatures come from?

Posted 19 June 2012 - 06:27 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 15 June 2012 - 08:09 PM, said:

how bad your photoshops are.

Is that like Print Shop Deluxe?
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at least I drew my picture instead of posting pictures of my butt...
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