My daughter is trying to kill me </melodrama>

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Re: My daughter is trying to kill me </melodrama>

Posted 24 July 2012 - 07:30 AM

View Postaresh, on 24 July 2012 - 08:51 AM, said:

Just looked at the last three posts, all are quoting same comment but all have different time stamps. Strange.


Timezones.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 08:04 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 24 July 2012 - 03:25 PM, said:

That would be my new butch girlfriend, not my future daughter-in-law.


Oh, now that's handy, both your girlfriend and daughter-in-law are gardeners? Cool :)
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 01:08 PM

My friend's mom had a sign hanging up that said "Raising a teenager is like trying to nail jello to a tree."

Also, this. (It's funny, just watch it all)

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 02:49 PM

@Neo

I teared up
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Re: My daughter is trying to kill me </melodrama>

Posted 26 July 2012 - 04:38 PM

"It happens when something excites you sexually."
"You mean like a chicken egg?"
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Re: My daughter is trying to kill me </melodrama>

Posted 26 July 2012 - 07:28 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 24 July 2012 - 08:25 AM, said:

That would be my new butch girlfriend, not my future daughter-in-law.


I thought you were the butch one?

My sex ed class sucked, not enough Hands on!
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