My daughter is trying to kill me </melodrama>

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 09:31 PM

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Or your mom didn't sign the form and they took you to the loser room for the afternoon.

Nah, you just tend to miss sex-ed classes when you go to a christian school :/

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if benzo was in the room with the rest of the mouthbreathers

as long as they don't breath out their ass....
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:18 PM

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well, look at the bright side. your ex has grate taste in literature AND cinema, a combination I find all too rarely nowadays.
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:20 PM

How is that a bright side? I read your reply like 5 times, & I just don't get it.
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:39 PM

I was referencing his book on sexual positions and the video on his phone. the "bright side" was sarcastic.
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 10:56 PM

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Maybe he did it on purpose. Why explain to your kids how sex works when there is so much high-quality porn out there...
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:11 PM

You're in the country? take her to a farm. An education in itself!
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Posted 21 July 2012 - 11:20 PM

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"See that, kid? That's what boys want to do with you"
"Eeew, gross!"


Mission accomplished.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 04:16 AM

Well B9, you must also have learnt all that at some age.. It is just that your daughter learnt it at an early age.

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Sounds like her father needs to be killed

Couldn't agree more.
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 11:59 PM

We had a class called Moral Science where we had to read aloud passages about puberty and the birds and the bees when I was 11. I got the passage which describes how boys get hair on their balls around the time they turn 14-15.

I was pretty overboard too until my friend's uncle took me and him on an AIDS awareness program and I saw some people in the final stages. Some of the people were college students.
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Posted 23 July 2012 - 12:02 AM

Moral Science? Unfortunately, it probably wasn't taught be Lt. Col Jean DuBois (ret.) of the Mobile Infantry.
That would probably have been more interesting.
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Posted 23 July 2012 - 12:05 AM

Yeah... I still don't get how growing pubic hair and 'slow and steady wins the race' goes together. Also absolutely no idea who the guy you mentioned is. Time to wiki. Ahh.. Starship Troopers! Sorry its been too long since I saw that one.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 12:08 AM

B9 how will you ever survive when your kids become teenagers?
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Posted 23 July 2012 - 12:08 AM

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Starship Troopers! Sorry its been too long since I saw that one.

you mean *READ* that one.
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Posted 23 July 2012 - 12:12 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 23 July 2012 - 02:08 AM, said:

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Starship Troopers! Sorry its been too long since I saw that one.

you mean *READ* that one.



Modi, you and I are obviously going to have to have a long talk about the sorry state of today's young people. We can sit on my porch and shake our canes at the whippersnappers going by, if you like.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 12:17 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 23 July 2012 - 07:08 AM, said:

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Starship Troopers! Sorry its been too long since I saw that one.

you mean *READ* that one.


I know it was a novel first.. I havent read Sci-fi much though. Trying to pick up the habit. Reading Asimov's short stories now.
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