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#31 DarenR  Icon User is offline

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:13 AM

lol i have seen all those remakes you just mentioned. There is a newer one called seven swords which wasnt too bad.

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Seven_Swords
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:18 AM

S. Darko

Such a sloppy rip-off of Donnie Darko (which certainly did not need a sequel to begin with)
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:18 AM

Pretty much any Adam sandler movie from the last fews years ( Jack & Jill + That's my boy + Little Nicky )

Any Tyler Perry movies. This guy took the whole black man dressing as a woman thing and made it a unoriginal franchise that has sucked since day 1.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:21 AM

a thousand words
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:28 AM

I am not sure if this falls in "movies I am tell you not to see", but one I can't really stand is "The Watchmen". Yes.. I read the graphic novel.. yes I saw it in the theater.. yes I've seen it subsequently. No it still bores me and comes off uninteresting.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:28 AM

Nacho Libre just came to mind when thinking about films I couldn't sit through.

And Funny People, irony at it's best.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:28 AM

View Postno2pencil, on 27 July 2012 - 07:34 AM, said:

It's easy to write off the Phantom Menace because of Jar-Jar. But it really was a much better film than people give it credit for.

no it isn't. you picked the one decent development out of a complete shitshow.

modi and i have complete opposite tastes in movies. this makes me sad.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:33 AM

Contrast makes the world a more interesting place.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:33 AM

View Postsupersloth, on 27 July 2012 - 10:28 AM, said:

modi and i have complete opposite tastes in movies. this makes me sad.


Makes for much more interesting arguments that way.

EDIT: Jinx! buy me a coke...

This post has been edited by jon.kiparsky: 27 July 2012 - 08:34 AM

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:33 AM

Slice said:

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This post has been edited by DarenR: 27 July 2012 - 12:01 PM

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:59 AM

Nobody's mentioned the first Ghost Rider or Bangkok Dangerous?

I have one that's a bit older, but which absolutely tops- no, bottoms- every movie here. Doesn't really count, because it's a sci-fi channel movie, rather than a theater release, but it's so terrible it's worth describing here.

It's a shit-fest called "Phantom Force", where a mis-match team take on a nuclear sub filled with gay dominatrix demons who inexplicably wear black leather and tear people apart half the time and kill people by poltergeist activity in at least one other case. For some reason they are allied with Russians. I laughed, I was intensely puzzled and fascinated, and I cried, but never at the right moments, or for the right reasons. Link for those who want to inflict further knowledge of this on themselves.

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The director, Christian McIntire, fought and lost to have his name removed from the film after disagreements with producers and the Sci-Fi Channel over script changes and interference in the story and production.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:03 AM

everyone is always surprised no one mentioned the exact bad movie they are thinking of as if there aren't hundreds of bad movies that come out every year.

hey guys i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 250. 137 you say? hahah NO, dummy.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:04 AM

Dracula 3000... ugh.. poor Coolio.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:05 AM

I can't believe no one has mentioned Ice Pirates, Freddy vs Jason or any of the Hellraisers after the first one.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:07 AM

Ice Pirates wasn't *that* bad... and Freddy Vs Jason was just epic.. substantially more so than Aliens vs Predators.
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