Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:28 AM

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EDIT: @B9 He's actually 16. Which makes it worse.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:29 AM

I'm not 14, i'm 16!! And Straw is to be blamed for that one :P He suggested that. And yeah, she is to be blamed!! She was cruel and heartless, just like
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:34 AM

Okay.. see here's the problem. You need to explain *HOW* she was cruel. Just casting aspersions doesn't help the healing process. It's akin to all the jokers in the programming help forum... just saying "it doesn't work" does not constitute an explanation. Details there young man, details!
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:34 AM

I am in no way responsible for your lack of chick attainment skill.

I'm thinking there are more layers to this onion. Did your mother snuggle you enough as a child?
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:35 AM

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Did your mother snuggle you enough as a child?

.. or snuggled _TOO_ much?
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:45 AM

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Now I am sure you are a girl. Only girls can be so cruel.

Well that begs some investigation... Okay aresh.. spill it. What did some girl do to you? You clearly are harboring some long time (well relative for a fourteen year old) resentment, scaring, and general anger toward women. What torture have you endured? Love not returned? Non acknowledgement from a girl kept twenty to thirty feet away? The head cheerleader? Let's have a nice Maury moment and help lance the boil of resentment to start a long over due healing process!


You've obviously never been in divorce/family court
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:47 AM

B9 and modi : No, that is not a problem in any way. It was just the prefect amount. Coming to the girl, can I tell you, she was very cruel. To know how, keep reading.

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tl;dr : She was just like B9 :P

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:51 AM

Recess? What was this? Like third grade? WTF?

And you don't buy her shit until you've at least got a date lined up. That's just the financially sound decision to make.

You bought her gifts, why shouldn't she accept them? Does your grandma buy you gifts? Do you refuse them? Do you expect her to put out in exchange? Life is like a box of chocolates... you never what her boyfriend's gonna get.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:55 AM

Nope, it was fourth grade.

And since she had no interest in me, she shouldn't have accepted the gifts. The last one was this. It is like an array of gifts, or a tuple if you want. You can also call it a list, but I prefer a vector.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:01 AM

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Know how I got my boyfriend in fourth grade? I grabbed the front of his shirt, pinned him to a wall in the hallway, and said, "If you don't be my boyfriend, I'll punch you." It was super effective!
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:02 AM

If you actually did that, you are my idol from today.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:07 AM

See.. there's the problem. You got stupid shit. You should go more unique... a stuffed monkey's paw, a limited edition decorative plate, or a baby. Chicks dig unique gifts.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:08 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 10 August 2012 - 08:37 PM, said:

or a baby.

Could you please make one for me? They are not available in the market, you see :P
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:10 AM

You don't know where to look, apparently.

And, yes, I really did that. I can haz be heerow now?
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:12 AM

Where should I look for them, my idol? Oh, and I would like a "roly-poly" one, if that model is available.
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