Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:19 AM

I say you should shower your idol in gifts...
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:20 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 10 August 2012 - 08:49 PM, said:

I say you should shower with your idol...

ORLY? I'd rather not :P
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:23 AM

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View PostBenignDesign, on 10 August 2012 - 11:01 AM, said:

Know how I got my boyfriend in fourth grade? I grabbed the front of his shirt, pinned him to a wall in the hallway, and said, "If you don't be my boyfriend, I'll punch you." It was super effective!

& then the science teacher was all "Hey now, I hardly know you ..."

@aresh Life lesson :
1.) There is no 'understood agreement' just because you buy something for someone & they accept it. It's your fault for dumping money into a relationship without understanding the commitment first.
2.) Where did you get that kind of spending money in the 4th grade?
3.) You are 16, & you are hung up on a non-existent relationship from the 4th grade? Maybe relationships are different in the US from India, but dude, grow a pair & move on.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:25 AM

Bring me the chocolate and I shall tell you where to find the roly-poly babies!

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in exchange for this:
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:31 AM

mmmm.. Godiva. Bastards closed their shop down in the mall a few years ago. No more Godiva ice cream... no more truffles... ugh. I mournz it.


The clerks there were always funny. They clearly tried to fit me into one of their store client guides.. oh the faded green lantern shirt and backwards old yankees hat on this wookie sized frame must have screamed "token twenty five dollar gift for some poor women"... but by and by it was typical more along the lines of eighty with about thirty more in free product. Mmmmm....

Shit.. they opened a new store in the Old-School-Richer's mall. Maybe.. just maybe I'll swing through after work for some chocolates for the DICTv tonight.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:49 AM

I love Godiva so much. Especially the chocolate-raspberry truffles. OMG. Orgasmic.

I have to drive at least 90 minutes to find a place that sells them. Or order online... which is a whole new level of sad - ordering my ass-widening, over-priced chocolates on the internet so they can be delivered to my house where I can open the door in my underpants, drag my box of fat into the house, and devour them all behind a locked door. All the while imagining the Forever Alone face in the middle of the wreath outside my door.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 08:59 AM

Oh you Americans, you have everything. Stop sobbing! To compare we only have ONE Starbucks for 6 mill. people, and it's strategically placed in an airport... so actually no Starbucks :'(
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 09:03 AM

Oh.. well poop.. the store in the Richer's Mall is just a "gifts and gift basket" store.. ugh.. *not* a pure Godiva store... though a sixer of truffles may be called for.

Allegedly

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Dark Chocolate Raspberry Truffles (Godiva - Gems)
Serving Size: 4 pieces (43g), Calories: 210, Fat: 14g, Carbs: 20g, Protein: 2g
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Double Chocolate Raspberry Truffle (Godiva)
Serving Size: 2 pieces Calories: 200 Total Fat: 12g Carbs: 19g Protein: 2g
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Of course it doesn't help that I saw this.. I might social engineer one of my sisters to make that for me..

Hey - Dane/Denmarkian/Demarkenese/Denmarkalopodopoli.. how about this.. I'll send you a box of Dunken Donut keurig cups and some bags of starbucks if you wander over to Belgium, slap the king and queen around, and send me some of their fine royal truffles..
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 09:13 AM

View Postmodi123_1, on 10 August 2012 - 09:03 AM, said:

Hey - Dane/Denmarkian/Demarkenese/Denmarkalopodopoli.. how about this.. I'll send you a box of Dunken Donut keurig cups and some bags of starbucks if you wander over to Belgium, slap the king and queen around, and send me some of their fine royal truffles..


If I were to do that I think I'd keep the truffles for myself. They sound like heaven!
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 09:17 AM

Starbucks coffee tastes like burnt ass anyway.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 09:25 AM

Mmmm... Burnt ass.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 10:11 AM

I can't let you brew that, Star Bucks~
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 10:22 AM

View Postno2pencil, on 10 August 2012 - 03:23 PM, said:

.....
*snip* but dude, grow a pair & move on.


Then you can keep touching them for the rest of your life.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 10 August 2012 - 12:39 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 10 August 2012 - 11:25 AM, said:

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This kid looks like he needs a damn cigarette. Maybe if he hits up Applebees, they'll give him some tequila too.

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 12:19 PM

Wait, you mean there are girls on the internet?

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my bad

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