Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 12 August 2012 - 01:14 PM

Don't link to Funnyjunk. They don't allow it and you look dumb.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:10 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 10 August 2012 - 09:49 AM, said:

I love Godiva so much. Especially the chocolate-raspberry truffles. OMG. Orgasmic.

I have to drive at least 90 minutes to find a place that sells them. Or order online... which is a whole new level of sad - ordering my ass-widening, over-priced chocolates on the internet so they can be delivered to my house where I can open the door in my underpants, drag my box of fat into the house, and devour them all behind a locked door. All the while imagining the Forever Alone face in the middle of the wreath outside my door.

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I got plenty of girl stories, but there no need to boar you guys with those. I will say this "You have to approach a women the same way a bomb technician approaches a live bomb."

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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:15 PM

Which wire do you cut first?
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 07:19 PM

The "Lets be friends" wire. Open her up to being your friend first, that way she can never go back.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 09:58 PM

I like how you're acting as though they're completely different creatures and ignoring the fact they differ as much from you as does anyone else.
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Posted 12 August 2012 - 10:04 PM

Y U NO ALLOW ME TO POST PICS? I can't do attachments or links. :(

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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 12 August 2012 - 10:15 PM

Double post.

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 07:45 AM

View PostWolfCoder, on 13 August 2012 - 12:58 AM, said:

I like how you're acting as though they're completely different creatures and ignoring the fact they differ as much from you as does anyone else.


They fear what they don't understand.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 13 August 2012 - 08:57 AM

If anything - being a girl on the internet at least doesn't subject you to physical harassment. This blog post on the licking, groping, and tits; show me! at DEFCON made my skin crawl.

It also mentions this blog post as well.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 13 August 2012 - 09:20 AM

This isn't limited to IT conferences. I've heard very similar stories coming out of higher ed conferences as well.
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:43 PM

Has anyone looked into the Ada initiative? :

defcon-why-conference-harassment-matters

Not sure how we could apply it to Dream in Code, but I'm sure there is a way.

You know, to help girls feel welcome and not harassed with rude comments. I'm sure Gabhabe would appreciate it :)
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 13 August 2012 - 01:50 PM

Already scooped you on post 84. Now be a lamb and get me some coffee while I pat you on the ass on the way out.
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Posted 13 August 2012 - 02:03 PM

& maybe don't wear a bra next time....
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 13 August 2012 - 03:31 PM

That's what happens when you hang around a bunch of sex-deprived geeks who have been on the internet more than outside.
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Re: Advantages of Being A Girl on the Internet

Posted 13 August 2012 - 05:29 PM

"virginity" != "Sex Deprived".

It's a good thing I don't come here to get laid. (inserted attempt at relevant commentary:) It seems like being a girl would give you a lot of freedom to tell people making stupid jokes how dumb they are without repercussion.

Spoiler


Edit: forgot to put spoiler around tangent, added something almost kind of relevant (see above).

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