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Posted 25 August 2012 - 06:00 AM

Okay, bear with me, as this is probably, like, due to some funky exhaustion/sleep deprivation, but yeah. So you know how guys are jokingly said to only care about 2 things in this world, titties and beer? Right? Well, Hooters kinda has that, but it's kinda trashy and their food sucks. What if we made something like that but with a hook? So I was half asleep and partially inebriated and looked at my Old English and German books sitting on my desk and came up with an amazing idea: Wenches and Mead. XD It's like titties and beer, but medievil. It will be like a sports bar/pub thing with a theme. There are recipes online for old authentic mead and we could have, like, a pig roasting, smoked turkey legs, some bbq, and of course modern beer. But the waitresses could wear, like, dirndl's or some shit. Like a classy, medievil Hooters. Please tell me this is not the best idea ever!

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 06:24 AM

This is not the best idea ever.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 06:53 AM

Fuck you, yes it is.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 06:55 AM

It will be, if you become a waitress there :P
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 08:00 AM

Sort of an SCA theme pub? Could be fun. Tournaments in the parking lot, a few discreet nooks for discreet nookie, roast pigs on spits, all that stuff. Why not? Hire a bunch of the SCA crowd to manage the place, tell them to put on a permanent event for the muggles, and then stand back and count your money.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 08:07 AM

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 09:02 AM

They already have this sort of thing at the Excalibur hotel in Las Vegas. They have a dinner show and the waitresses are scantly clothed and can serve you beer. You can also beat on the desks as your way of cheering the knights on who are jousting and fighting in the arena. I think they just need to up the ante and make it an adult only event, less clothes on the waitresses and you will have your idea fully realized Neo.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 11:03 AM

There's a similar-ish themed joint called the "parliament pub" in O-town.. waitresses in plaid wench mini skirts.. though no mead, grog, or the over the top pig roasting.

Good idea though.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:33 PM

so like twin peaks, or titled kilts, or ojos locos, or the library, etc etc??
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:46 PM

But more mead hall!
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:26 PM

needs good food too; manly meals like a whole pig on a rotisserie or a whole turkey leg...maybe make it slightly classier too.

there is a place in Austin, called something like "sexy clips" where the idea is that girls in risque clothing(not sure what exactly) give you a haircut...I was with my mom every time I drove by it so I never actually got a haircut their cuz that would just be awkward.

but ya, tits as a business plan is a good idea; the world needs more tits.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:30 PM

The world is already 49% women - how many more boobs do you need?
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:35 PM

I need over 9000.
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:39 PM

20% more sure be fine
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Posted 25 August 2012 - 01:44 PM

At 20% we would need to put fake bewbs on dudes. Are you volunteering?
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