What have you got through programming?

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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 11:21 AM

You'll get to look after, another incompetent programmer's heaping pile of shit legacy code, for the rest of your time.

On the plus side, the black mail potential of incriminating digital evidence of management.
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 11:21 AM

View Poststrawhat89, on 30 August 2012 - 09:57 AM, said:

Addiction to caffeine.

Along with an addiction to Excedrin Migraine
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Posted 30 August 2012 - 11:31 AM

So tell us, Modi, how you got that bronze Adonis tan working in the dark for 56 hours? Ahh, now we know it's from a TV monitor or maybe the dark colas you ingest?
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 11:41 AM

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I can stare at a computer screen for an unhealthy number of hours and tolerate quantities of caffeine that would kill a lesser man. I posses volumes of knowledge, most of which only other geeks will find even remotely interesting, thereby insulating me from non geeks. I can makes salesmen cower in fear by pointing out the fallacies in their presentation and their limited tech knowledge. In short, being a programmer is like having super powers.

I, too, drive a lesbaru. A term introduced to me by B9 which has brought much merriment to all I know.
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 11:49 AM

View Postbaavgai, on 30 August 2012 - 02:41 PM, said:

I, too, drive a lesbaru. A term introduced to me by B9 which has brought much merriment to all I know.


Sweet! I am the bringer of merriment!
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 01:56 PM

View PostRudiVisser, on 30 August 2012 - 01:40 PM, said:

View PostJackOfAllTrades, on 30 August 2012 - 05:25 PM, said:

Well, second and maybe third. I bet most people would be willing to overlook a lack of knowledge for a thick wad and a bitchin' set of wheels. Hell, it worked on my sister-in-law (RIP).

/Drives a Lesbaru

You make a very good point.

I do however have no idea what a Lesbaru is, unless you mean this:

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A late model Subaru, typically a wagon, seen being driven by a woman


Ha, woman! :D


Subarus are well-known here in the states as a favorite of lesbians, picking up the nickname "Lesbaru" along the way.

Which is OK I guess; I'm just a lesbian in male clothing. Wait, a lot of butch lesbians are in male clothing. Hmmm. Will need to rethink this.
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 03:00 PM

I'm thinking about picking a subi up for my next car... the WRX is a pretty fun ride.
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 03:14 PM

A job.
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 03:22 PM

Road head.
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 03:30 PM

fat ankles
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 05:27 PM

Dreams in code.
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 05:34 PM

A new respect for round inflatable donuts to sit on..
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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 05:54 PM

Ever since I picked up my first computer I have seen so much vag. You would not believe the amount of ass one comes across when being a hard core programmer.

I don't drive a subaru or a prius.

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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 30 August 2012 - 10:15 PM

Constipation during release dates.

@adolf625 What's one without the other? "Popping pills and drinking coffee" is like the words of the house of Programmers.

-Insert meme with Sean Bean as Ned Stark here-

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Re: What have you got through programming?

Posted 31 August 2012 - 01:07 AM

everything has been already said..
theres still one more. ive got a lot of money
and a lot of pussy.. :)
Project X
“We Want Some Pu**y” | 2 Live Crew
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