So Sloth went to Phuket

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So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:26 PM

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and never bothered to tell us or post pics.

WTF, dude? Where's the love?
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:28 PM

I had to laugh.

Where will the "Furious Masturbators" hit next, that is the question.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 01:37 PM

There can be only one explanation for such an egregious oversight.

Chris Hansen.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 02:11 PM

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“They were wagging their tongues and making horrible faces at me,” she said.

It isn't called an 'o' face because it's pleasant to look at :)
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 02:28 PM

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to be fair, with all that litter around did you really think i wasn't gonna throw cans? come on.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 02:52 PM

I hear Choscura is also on the wanted poster.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 03:18 PM

There's seriously a place in the world called fuckit? I'd consider visiting... well, if it weren't for the over sharing residents.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 04:26 PM

Lol'd. The place is pronounced 'Poo Get' but universally referred to as 'fuckit' by toursits and the kind of expat that doesn't get tired of those jokes.

It couldn't hove been me down there, however, as I was touring a bakery that week, and in any case these guys chose a poor venue when they decided to throw a party, and frantically inviting people last second like that is just tacky.

*edit* Fair warning on that link, it's the kind of bakery that Jeffery Dahmer would get his baguettes from if he wanted them to match the rest of his meal.

This post has been edited by Choscura: 04 September 2012 - 07:04 PM

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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 05:19 PM

I read it as 'Foo Ket'. I shouldn't have clicked the link.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:18 PM

Yeah, I assumed the phu was foo, or a plosive first syllable, at any rate. Still, I like mine. Come to think of it, my first readings of most things are more amusing than the reality.

You should have a warning on that link, though. The OP story was less disturbing and lacked visuals. You do win for more pornographic, if that was the goal. Oh, right, Thailand! How could I forget? :P
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 05 September 2012 - 02:58 AM

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I thought this was going to be a limerick of some kind.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 05 September 2012 - 04:54 AM

View PostChoscura, on 04 September 2012 - 07:26 PM, said:

*edit* Fair warning on that link

I wasn't even going to click the link... but after reading your description.

Dude.

The heads are creepy real enough, but wrapped in cellophane just makes it even more hilarious.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 05 September 2012 - 06:02 AM

I've got to think that the two monkey-spankers did not have the Thai stick *I* was looking for.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 05 September 2012 - 06:08 AM

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View PostBort, on 05 September 2012 - 05:58 AM, said:

I thought this was going to be a limerick of some kind.


It's the best I can do at 9AM:

There once were two men in Phukit
Who wanted a lady to suck it
They stood by the street
And played with their meat
Then picked up a can and chucked it.
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Re: So Sloth went to Phuket

Posted 05 September 2012 - 06:34 PM

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There once was a mod named Benign,
whom Macosx thought was quite fine.
He uttered witty one liners,
but B9 don't date minors
without a box of white wine.
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