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Re: Local Yokels

Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:46 PM

View Postbaavgai, on 25 September 2012 - 02:36 PM, said:

This guy is a local. I see him around: http://theweirdusmes...y-says-Hello-w-


We have a few of those kooks here in North East PA. One guy has a Lincoln towncar filled to the brim with stuffed animals, to the point where only the drivers seat is visible, another is the hyper-patriot like that guy, and the last one drives a Chevy Astro mini van with bible verses plastered all over it. The religious nut parks his van in different places along the highway 7 days per week.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:53 AM

View Postlordofduct, on 10 February 2013 - 10:17 PM, said:

They do that in Texas as well.


Yeah, but in Texas each steak is 16 oz, because everything is bigger here, including the rednecks.
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Re: Local Yokels

Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:25 PM

Not my local area, but someone's gotta be near SEFFNER, FL.

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A Seffner man said he killed a wild boar Wednesday. His neighbor believes the animal was actually her runaway pot bellied pig.
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Collins called the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office after learning her neighbor shot a pig. When a deputy arrived, Garcia was smoking the animal in a pit in his backyard.

"Everybody was asking me can we have some meat and I was like yeah," said Garcia. "The cop told me that I was burning the evidence."

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Online chatting led to wedding bells for William Galindo-Camey and Rubicela Casillas Galindo.

The two were both in high school, he at Schuyler Central and she at Columbus, when they began talking to each other on Myspace. A cyber romance bloomed.

“It started out with a casual, ‘Hey, how are you?’ one day in the summer of 2010,” Casillas Galindo said in an email about their relationship.

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:36 PM

Thanks.. now my afternoon of work is shot.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:01 AM

Things like this make me feel bad about being floridian.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 07:24 AM

Things like this make me feel proud about being a Floridian.
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:36 AM

I missed the dancing Techno Man, the off-key singing headphone guy, and the outdoor shouting preacher who read out of Psalms the entire day over and over. The campus area is boring these days.
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Posted 23 February 2013 - 07:44 AM

Worlds worst tattoo is fixed
In 2007, on the one-year anniversary of his wife Mindy's death, Chad Stahl, 38, owner of Cutright Lawn and Landscaping, LLC, visited On the Edge Tattoo Studio in Bowling Green, Ohio to honor her with a portrait tattoo.

Recently, a friend of Stahl's recommended that he visit Scott Versago at Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio, who had heard of the infamous tattoo and on Thursday Versago fixed it—for free.

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 12:05 PM

Yes.. make sure the piece of paper you use to scribble a threatening note isn't an application you later turn in. *sigh*

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A Heartwell man has pleaded no contest to a felony for writing threats on the back of restaurant job application in July.
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A restaurant employee called police on July 5 after Dornhoff filled out a job application. Court records say Dornhoff wrote on the back of the application, ""I have no money, a huge bomb in my truck, and a syringe of bleach that will kill you instantly. If you be quiet and help me, you won't die."

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 01:09 PM

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feels like this goes here.
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 01:39 PM

WTF is At Home for Indiana? I hope that means we have lots of parties at home and meet people that way.
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 01:41 PM

You were the pretty girl in my living room wearing elmo pj's and a pony tail. You were holding a teddy bear and sucking your thumb. You went upstairs to bed when mom said it was time for a story. You're hot. Call me.
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 01:44 PM

So you're saying my family tree might be made up of Incestors and not Ancestors? :nervous:
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 01:45 PM

they would be one and the same, actually.
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