I'm proud of you, kiparsky. You rose above middle school level on that one. I lol'd.
@LoD - I would love to let you cut a bitch. However, this particular one holds my job in the palm of his hand. And it's a shitty time to be out of work. Especially with a medication-dependent child. So I will grit my teeth, force a smile, and say, "Yes, sir. Whatever you need, sir." It's a ridiculous request and an intense aggravation on my part, but it's not any sort of ethic violation, so I will deal with it. But I'll be damned if I'm not going to vent my ass off here along the way.