GIRLS: THE FACTS (as we know them)

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Posted 14 January 2002 - 10:10 PM

ok, Eko's thread inspired me to create this one.  i'm sure all of us have noticed the weird quirky things that all females tend to do in everyday life that we males just don't understand.  i propose the the male mebers of this site compile a list of FACTS that we think we know about women... and the female members should comment on as they see fit. (like they could pass this up)
so, to start, i've come up with a couple off the top of my head.

1. Women migrate to the bathroom in "pods" of 2 or more (where available)  we generally know that they are talking about us (males) while in there.  why they choose this place of (as i call it) "quiet reflection" to speak their mind is still a mystery.

2. All "fine" women have a fat and/or ugly friend.  usually this friend becomes the third-wheel and will not go away.  of course this is ignored by the apple-of-your-eye "fine" woman who wonders why you have an issue with this.

well, i have more, but i thought it better not to dominate the thread.  well, not at first.  ;)


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Posted 15 January 2002 - 06:22 AM

All "fine" women who have a fat/ugly friend become offended when you make fat jokes... normally you do this when you dont know about the friend. :)
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Posted 15 January 2002 - 08:59 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Sorry, I had to have a moment.  hahahahahaha

Most of the population, the majority of the population of this site has yet to reach maturity level.  You think they know or even pretend to know about us?
Actually wait, now that I think about it, don't you guys reach maturity like at age 12 or something?  Then what happens is you start to fall backwards in marturity level.  It's like you spend your early years trying to get there...to just revert back when you finally reach it.
LOL
I have no problem using the toilet alone.  Even when there are more multiple women to migrate with.  
I agree we are an interesting breed.  Sometimes we are a difficult culture to "get".  But once you have us... YEE HAW!
And they lived happily ever after....the end.

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Posted 15 January 2002 - 09:24 AM

No matter what they say, you are either not their friend or boyfriend material.  I know this for a fact.

um. . . yeah, I have some other ideas, I'll post them when i"m more awake.

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Posted 15 January 2002 - 09:38 AM

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No matter what they say, you are either not their friend or boyfriend material. I know this for a fact.

um. . . yeah, I have some other ideas, I'll post them when i"m more awake.


How exactly Neo am I suppose to take this.  Are you being a smart ass...or are you being mean?  Either way...can't wait to hear your ideas on the subject.  ;)
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Posted 15 January 2002 - 09:52 AM

Wait, I said it wrong. You are either 1. their friend or 2. Boyfriend material.   They never over lap. Girls are either trying to be with you, or are just cool with you but never trust a girl that flirts with you that says she doesn't want to go out with you. Doesn't happen.
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Posted 15 January 2002 - 01:56 PM

Well, I know I need help, I'm lost when It comes to girls. They're so crazy, I just plain don't understand them.

I know that emotion and tone of voice are really important. I've had a girl get mad at me for saying something in a "shitty tone" sheesh, I didn't know.

[eko]

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Posted 15 January 2002 - 02:05 PM

Oh yeah, that's a great one eko, my favorite is when a girl gets mad at you and you have no idea why and they won't tell you cause you should know.  WTF is up with that?
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Posted 15 January 2002 - 02:36 PM

oh yeah... right on the money there Neoracle! and they get even MORE mad because you DON'T know... and madder still the LONGER it takes for you to figure it out.

the best is... when they get mad... you don't get it... they tell you they got over it... and then they bring it up EVERY time they start to lose an argument...

(Edited by Vetritus03 at 11:39 pm on Jan. 15, 2002)

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Posted 15 January 2002 - 02:37 PM

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Oh yeah, that's a great one eko, my favorite is when a girl gets mad at you and you have no idea why and they won't tell you cause you should know. WTF is up with that?

Ohhh, Hate it when that happens. First time I thought I had ta try and guess, and ended up saying something wrong. Bad Idea. You have to get them calmed down, then tell them whatever it was made them mad, you are sorry for, and if they would tell you the reason they're mad, It would never happen again.  Normally after a bit of coaxing, the truth falls out :wink:

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Posted 15 January 2002 - 02:45 PM

since I have no support in this thread...lets just leave it as you men are the perfect creation and thus this is why women were created in your image...and lets see what else...hmmm
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Posted 15 January 2002 - 02:53 PM

hahahha, don't be a sore loser Leshy!  AHAHAHAHHAHA. ;)
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Posted 15 January 2002 - 02:56 PM

I am not really a sore loser...

I am just way way way damaged goods by men.  And I don't have a lot of respect for guys.  Not all guys.  But I am extreamly skeptical of all of you.
And I am the first to admit...we are very very difficult to understand.  But for the majority of guys out there....we have something you want.  :)

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Posted 15 January 2002 - 03:05 PM

yes.  yes you do.
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Posted 15 January 2002 - 03:12 PM

to elaborate just a bit more on "what we have".  
If needs be...you guys, most of them anyway, would be crawlin on your knees, with little pink flowers in your hands...if it meant a little hoochie coochie might follow your pathetic charms.
And for those guys who might answer with the "I don't need you, I have rosie", whatever...masterbation is self improvement...but when someone else is doing it for you...far better improvement.
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