you know, almost every day i come across something that reminds me: "hey, you know what, jared? this world is full of people who could lose an argument with a bottle of spicy mustard." ... sometimes little things. sometimes big things. so if you find proof of stupidity (come on, how hard can it be) and you think it would be entertaining to the rest of us, post it up here!!!
i have one already! i was cruising the artistdirect forums and saw someone with a real mental disorder. this just screams, "LOVE ME!!! NOTICE ME!!! look at all the neato things i had to cram in my #### 609x470 footer!!!"
Well, I had a customer who swapped out his RAM with the power on and was infuriated when his computer started smoking, the display went orange, and it failed to reboot.. It was naturally our fault since the user manual made no mention that tearing RAM out of a systemboard with 300 volts coursing through it could be detrimental to the machine... :no: :roll:
oops, was that a disgruntled tech support rant? :o Sorry everyone... :D
i could start a new thread, but this one applies already to the subject matter.
i was watching the CBS nightly news and they're doing these stories on feuding neighbors. i'll be damned if i wasn't laughing my head off the whole time. pure GOLD. HILARIOUS.
okay, this one couple moved into a fancy neighborhood and suddenly got accused of writing a nasty letter to one of their neighbors. in the letter was info they could not have known about this other neighbor family. still, the letter circulated thru the neighborhood till all the residents hated them. so this new family takes the accusing neighbors to court for defamation of character, all to the tune of ,000. :o OH MY GOD, say it ain't so. ,000!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP! and the best part? THEY LOST!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! next best part? THEY STILL LIVE THERE, in the middle of a community that hates them. unfrigginbeleivable. i was like, ",000 for a friggin letter? you gots to be joking!!!" here's what you do: every day as you drive out of your neighborhood and you pass a resident or two, simply extent your arm and raise your middle finger to the upright position. this will soon make you feel much much better, and it doesn't cost ,000.
there was also a story about a tree lawyer. YES, a TREE LAWYER. he said he has anywhere from 50-75 cases CONSTANTLY involving people who have had their trees trimmed, mained, poisoned or removed from their own property by neighbors who feel that the greenery was obstructing their view. :o there were even these two rich chicks, almost in tears as they described the "herbicide" of their prized eucalyptus tree by their neighbor. there are simple no words to describe how retarded people can be. it's simply ASTOUNDING.
tree lawyers - what is this world coming to? lol i have so many stupid people stories, but i dont think they're that funny, but eh, stupid is stupid, so here goes:
i work at a car wash (Dreyer & Reinbold BMW, if you must know ;)) where i :gasp: wash cars ;) every week there is at least one person who brings in their car knowing it has scratches on it to get it washed, thinking they can then blame it on us...go figure :rolleyes: the worst part is, we get in trouble sometimes...eh :)