Hey! You look like a smart bunch! Give me medical advice!

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Re: Hey! You look like a smart bunch! Give me medical advice!

Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:52 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 11 December 2012 - 11:49 AM, said:

For the record, it's not my masturbation hand.



so you say so you say--- proof?
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:00 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 11 December 2012 - 09:49 AM, said:

For the record, it's not my masturbation hand.


Well then, here is a good exercise :whistling:
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Re: Hey! You look like a smart bunch! Give me medical advice!

Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:00 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 11 December 2012 - 12:49 PM, said:

For the record, it's not my masturbation hand.



Posted Image

Knows just what you mean.
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Re: Hey! You look like a smart bunch! Give me medical advice!

Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:01 AM

View PostDarenR, on 11 December 2012 - 11:52 AM, said:

View PostBenignDesign, on 11 December 2012 - 11:49 AM, said:

For the record, it's not my masturbation hand.



so you say so you say--- proof?

Masturbation hand:

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:07 AM

That's your mouse pad/hand?

You don't change that shit and you'll have shoulder and wrist trouble soon.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:07 AM

I know I'm kind of a late entry here, but but I did have the same problem. I went to the doctor because I was having some sharp pains in my left elbow and a numbness in my left hand. And no, that's not my masturbation hand either, righty tighty, lefty loosie you know.

Anyways, my doctor didn't give me any physical therapy or anything, he just told me to stay the heck off of my elbows. It was hard to break myself out of the habit of leaning on my elbows, but I can say the doctor was right. That all occurred almost two years ago, and I haven't had any symptoms since.

For the record, B9, your hand looks oddly familiar...
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:11 AM

View PostCraig328, on 11 December 2012 - 12:07 PM, said:

That's your mouse pad/hand?

You don't change that shit and you'll have shoulder and wrist trouble soon.


Yes. I have carpal tunnel in that wrist (too much masturbation). I have a brace for that, too. I wear it when I need to.

I'm just happy the glare from my day-glo pastiness was enough to conceal the age spots.


View Postmagius96, on 11 December 2012 - 12:07 PM, said:

For the record, B9, your hand looks oddly familiar...


Dammit! You were supposed to be unconscious!
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:17 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 11 December 2012 - 01:11 PM, said:

Yes. I have carpal tunnel in that wrist (too much masturbation). I have a brace for that, too. I wear it when I need to.

I'm just happy the glare from my day-glo pastiness was enough to conceal the age spots.


You prolly wouldn't need a brace if you had a proper desk setup. That's something the employer would be silly not to provide to you considering you're one work comp claim away from a permanent total disability (read: "expensive shit for them").

You should consider asking them for it. Trust me: you don't want carpal tunnel or ulnar nerve surgery.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:31 AM

I have to slouch in my chair just to be eye level with my monitors-----
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:54 AM

View PostCraig328, on 11 December 2012 - 12:17 PM, said:

You prolly wouldn't need a brace if you had a proper desk setup.


I'm afraid to say that both of our carpal tunnels are due to repetitive vibratory motions resulting from personal gratification exercises and improved protective workspace layouts would not have avoided or prevented the problem. On the plus side, since it has not been medically proven that such repetitive vibratory motions can cause carpal tunnel syndrome, we can claim workspace hazards implied undue stress upon the joints and ligaments causing a weakening that eventually led to the symptoms and is there by legally the sole identifiable factor causing it.
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