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The Funniest dialogues

Posted 26 November 2012 - 09:49 PM

"Are you from Mars because your a** is out of this world"
{Big Bang Theory}
[by Sir Howard of Walowitz]

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 12:44 AM

I am not sure where this is going...
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 01:07 AM

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I am not sure where this is going...


Well,hop on
We'll know soon enough :helpsmilie:/>

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 01:29 AM

One craziest teacher in whole college. Has teached customer support and spreadsheet for my class.

"Yes, I will teach you how to do things at this course! But you have to learn to make them self, and I will not teach them to you!" (ok...)

At one lesson all boys (2 girls, 28 boys) of my class shouted "fuck!" all in their sayings. This teacher goes nuts always, if she hears that word.

"Somebody has it inside their pants, and someones wear it in their mouth!"
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 02:20 AM

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"Somebody has it inside their pants, and someones wear it in their mouth!"

Good one :)
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 05:11 AM

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omg. IT'S LIKE THEY SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE!
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 05:48 AM

Sad thing is, I understood that.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:20 AM

I'm still a little dizzy on what that meant------I am assuming cock in mouth but where does fuck fit?
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:25 AM

Sounds like the teacher has too much dick on her mind.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:30 AM

perhaps the student should have nailed the teacher?!

just saying
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:56 AM

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:01 AM

I am a horny engineer...I never joke about math or sex
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:15 AM

Somebody just got into The Big Bang Theory.

Here's one for you: "What's the similarity between a black hole and Sheldon Cooper? They both suck."
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:16 AM

You know, I love Big Bang Theory as much as anyone... but seriously, if you're going to rehash all the funny parts on the boards, you're going to kill it for me.

SO STOP IT!
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:20 AM

Aye aye cap'n.
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