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Re: The Funniest dialogues

Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:20 AM

My favorite part of that show is when they make fun of the little Indian kid, & his culture.

Am I ruining this yet?
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:21 AM

My favorite part is how all the nerds are dorky and awkward and the blonde chick is ditzy and puts out.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:35 AM

View Poststrawhat89, on 27 November 2012 - 07:15 AM, said:

Somebody just got into The Big Bang Theory.

Here's one for you: "What's the similarity between a black hole and Sheldon Cooper? They both suck."


Nice..
A black hole by the way absorbs and does not suck.
http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Black_hole

"You donít bring a date to a wedding, thatís like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip"

I thought it would be fun but you guys are in no mood for jokes. :gun_bandana: :2guns: >.<
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:37 AM

Has to be Airplane! It's filled with fantastic one-liners and funny as FUCK. :lol:

"Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? " :lol: lol: lol:

"Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who? "
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:45 AM

I can explain better that second quote. Teacher meant when boys shouted "fuck!" and in Finnish language fuck means vagina. So when females has their "fuck" in pants, boys "wear" it in their mouths, when they shout "fuck!"

I hope this clarified now the thing.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:49 AM

this is hilarious :clap:
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:53 AM

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View PostCrunch, on 27 November 2012 - 09:49 AM, said:

this is hilarious :clap:/>



Like a car crash.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:57 AM

5,318,008 has been one of my favorite numbers since grade school.

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:58 AM

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:59 AM

View PostRobin19, on 27 November 2012 - 02:57 PM, said:

5,318,008 is has been one of my favorite numbers since grade school.


do you have any reason for liking it so much ?

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:04 AM

In the old days, a calculator wasn't an app but a physical machine. Try to find a digital one. Beware because this trick doesn't work on non-digital ones like the "abacus". Enter that number. Turn the machine upside down. All of the local grade school boys should now start giggling.

*Raj on Big Bang mentioned that it was his favorite number. Sheldon's is 73. Yes, I watch that show a lot.

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:35 AM

@Robin19:Yeah right.Tried it just now
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:38 AM

BOOBIES!

That is all.
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Re: The Funniest dialogues

Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:38 AM

View PostRobin19, on 27 November 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:

In the old days, a calculator wasn't an app but a physical machine. Try to find a digital one. Beware because this trick doesn't work on non-digital ones like the "abacus".


I tried it on my abacus - the numbers disappeared.

I tried it on this site, just got a picture of some dumb birds.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:42 AM

@Robin19 i expected something like bouncy or squeezy as an answer :whistling:

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