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Re: The Funniest dialogues

Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:58 AM

Like a bag of sand.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 09:30 AM

"what, have you ever felt a boob before"
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Re: The Funniest dialogues

Posted 27 November 2012 - 09:46 AM

View Postrnty, on 27 November 2012 - 02:35 PM, said:

View Poststrawhat89, on 27 November 2012 - 07:15 AM, said:

Somebody just got into The Big Bang Theory.

Here's one for you: "What's the similarity between a black hole and Sheldon Cooper? They both suck."


Nice..
A black hole by the way absorbs and does not suck.
http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Black_hole


Ironic considering 'Stephen Hawking' says it in the show.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:04 AM

anything funny outside of big bang theory
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 12:11 PM

I've been disappointed in Big Bang Theory. It was funny, then somewhere it clicked that they're not glorifying intelligence and all things nerdy, they're making fun. Pay attention to when the audience is cued to laugh - they laugh AT the characters not with them or at their jokes. I get excited when I see things I like on there, like Munchkin or Catan, but the audience laughs with Penny when she derides them. The show guides the audience against the cast and against geekiness, while claiming to be 'geek chic' or whatever they call it.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 12:26 PM

I agree with depricated. Somewhere along the line I found it going more downhill, and started to notice things like that. :/ Not to mention its writing seemed to get cruddier as the seasons went along. Gave up after the wedding.
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Re: The Funniest dialogues

Posted 27 November 2012 - 01:11 PM

To all you Big Bang Theory fans, I offer a real IT nerds TV show: The IT Crowd. Now THAT is fraking HILARIOUS.

one of the better scenes (they're all awesome)
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[Jen looks at a small black box, which has a small red LED light on the top. Moss stands next to her.]
Jen: What is it?
Moss: This, Jen, is the Internet.
Jen: What?
Moss: That's right.
Jen: This is the Internet? [Moss nods.] The whole Internet?
Moss: Yep. I asked for a loan of it, so that you could use it in your speech.
Jen: It's so small!
Moss: That's one of the surprising things about it.
Jen: Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything...
Moss: [rolling his eyes] It's wireless!
Jen: Oh, yes, everything's wireless these days, isn't it? So I can really use it in my speech? What if someone needs it?
Moss: Oh no, people will still be able to go online and everything; it'll still work.
Jen: Oh, good.
Moss: I tell you: you present this to the shareholders, and you'll get quite the response.
Jen: Can I touch it? [Moss nods; Jen picks the box up] Ooh, it's so light.
Moss: Of course it is, Jen! The internet doesn't weigh anything!
Jen: [laughing] No, no, of course it doesn't!
[Roy enters the room]
Roy: [irritated] Hey! What is Jen doing with the Internet?
Jen: Moss said I could use it for my speech.
Roy: Are you insane? What if she drops it?
Jen: I won't drop it, I'll look after it!
Roy: No. No, no, no, no, Jen. [He takes the box from Jen] No, this needs to go straight back to Big Ben.
Jen: Big Ben?
Moss: Yep. It goes on top of Big Ben. That's where you get the best reception.
Jen: I promise I won't let anything happen to it.
Roy: No, Jen, I'm sorry. [Jen becomes woeful] The Elders of the Internet would never stand for it.
Moss: Oh no, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month, and they were so impressed, that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.
Jen: [suspiciously] Wait a minute, the "Elders of the Internet"!? [shocked] The Elders of the Internet know who I am!? You've got to let me have it!
Roy: No, Jen, I'm sorry, it's just too risky!
Jen: Oh, please, Roy!
Roy: [resignedly] Well, Moss, has it been completely demagnetised?
Moss: By Stephen Hawking himself. [to Jen] He sends his congratulations, by the way.
Roy: Well, if it's okay with the Hawk...
Jen: So, can I have it?
Roy: You can.
[Roy and Moss dramatically give the box to Jen, reminding her to pick her speech up and carry the box carefully. As soon as she leaves the room, Roy and Moss dance happily]

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[During Jen's speech]
Shareholder: Is it heavy? [indicates the box]
Jen: [laughs] That's a bit of a silly question. The Internet doesn't weigh anything!
Indistinguishable shareholder: Fucking idiot!
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 01:16 PM

Oh my god! I love the IT crowd! And that one right there was my favorite episode. :online2long: Now I know what I'm watching after work today.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 01:19 PM

My all time favorite IT Crowd scene is the Bomb Disposal robot.
"Oh no it crashed"
"What operating system is it running?"
"Uh..um..vista!"
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

My favorite episodes though are the Street Countdown episode, the one where they learn to talk sports, and the one with the German cannibal.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 01:21 PM

My favorite IT Crowd is when they went to see the gay musical "gay".
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 02:09 PM

I saw bits and pieces of this IT Crowd on the youtues... meh.. not really that funny.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 02:28 PM

I saw the episode where they play the video game for the fathers inheritance.
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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:22 PM

View Postishkabible, on 27 November 2012 - 02:28 PM, said:

I saw the episode where they play the video game for the fathers inheritance.

Well that seems to be a fair way of settling property disputes.Should be made a law.

As Barney Stinson would say .... Wait for it

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:15 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 27 November 2012 - 08:21 PM, said:

My favorite IT Crowd is when they went to see the gay musical "gay".


That and the Peter File episode are my favs.

Roy: A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.
Maurice: It got some pretty good reviews. "The Audience Applauded", "More Than Tolerable", "Not As Long As Some Musicals".

From the Peter File episode:

Jessica (I think): Oh dear. Look at me, having an orgasm!
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Re: The Funniest dialogues

Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:18 PM

View Poststrawhat89, on 28 November 2012 - 12:15 AM, said:

Roy: A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.
Maurice: It got some pretty good reviews. "The Audience Applauded", "More Than Tolerable", "Not As Long As Some Musicals".


With writing like that it's no wonder I've never heard of it. Let me guess - the artificial audience was in simulated hysterics throughout, right?
Please never mention it again, it sounds atrocious.
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