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Re: The Funniest dialogues

Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:17 AM

You have favorite Gallagher bits? The mind boggles...
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:23 AM

It's stuck with me.. well outside of a yearning to own a large mallet and gleefully smashing citrullus lanatus.

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Maybe I'll get around to making a replica Harley Quinn Mallet this winter. It's been a longtime since I've done a prop.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:55 AM

I always thought "gray water" just referred to "used" water, until I went to Florida and saw gray water come out of a tap.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:07 PM

When I was in Vancouver, the hotel's tap water was green. So was the bath water, and the toilet water. I was like..."yeck." Only time I've bought bottled water. Got a gallon for $1 at a grocer with an RO machine.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:11 PM

This thread just made me have to pee.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:22 PM

View Posth4nnib4l, on 29 November 2012 - 12:55 PM, said:

I always thought "gray water" just referred to "used" water, until I went to Florida and saw gray water come out of a tap.


Mrmm, mrmm, good.

I love the stuff that grows in the toilet too. Long orange and yellow moss things.

Oh and that authentic rustic smell that permeates you when you get out of the shower. I bet in some circles round these parts Limestone is considered an aphrodisiac.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:30 PM

View Postlordofduct, on 29 November 2012 - 12:22 PM, said:

I love the stuff that grows in the toilet too. Long orange and yellow moss things.
I'm picturing you pulling stuff out of the toilet and eating it lol

I'm pretty sure I'd scream like a girl and never poop again if I found something growing in my toilet.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:36 PM

Pffsst.. On the toilet is where I catch up on all my important moss (NSFW: bewbie cover shot after words) news.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:39 PM

LOL! That's funny! Insinuating that Kate Moss has bewbs!
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

Oh, I see. Someone's gotta be all paternalistic and peel back the layers of my joke for the n00b-lets. Thanks mom!

:D
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:46 PM

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Oh, I see. Someone's gotta be all paternalistic and peel back the layers of my joke for the n00b-lets. Thanks mom!

:D/>


Holy mixed messages, batman!
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:48 PM

No. Seriously. I just found the idea of a yard stick with boobs amusing.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:52 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 29 November 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

No. Seriously. I just found the idea of a yard stick with boobs amusing.


She's longer than a yard, isn't she?
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:57 PM

jon - I have been awfully confused with the beard and boobs things.. so I just gave up on cohesive identity.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 12:59 PM

View Postjon.kiparsky, on 29 November 2012 - 02:52 PM, said:

She's longer than a yard, isn't she?


Most likely, but she's not thick enough to be considered a 2x4.
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