Mayan Calender "Experts"

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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 22 December 2012 - 10:56 AM

ok good thing it wasnt important
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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 22 December 2012 - 12:56 PM

Oops...

Apparently we all die tomorrow.
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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 22 December 2012 - 02:55 PM

It's just to save face. Watch it be "rescheduled" after no disasters occur Sunday.
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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 22 December 2012 - 03:07 PM

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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 26 December 2012 - 01:34 PM

On December 21, 2012 at approximately 12:21:00 PM EST, an unseen comet the size of the moon collided with earth with enough force to cause the planet to immediately explode, extinguishing all life on the planet in one single instant.

All existing life on the planet was killed, and having no way of being reabsorbed by the planet, continued on in an ethereal state in the location where the planet once existed. To this day, that spot in the universe is known to be haunted by the souls of an entire planet and no living creature has been able to pass through that region without completely losing their minds or disappearing permanently.

On Earth there used to be a region known as the Bermuda Triangle, it's believed that upon destruction of the planet, the mysterious powers of the Bermuda Triangle were instantly amplified expanding it's range of influence to cover the entire planet and several thousands miles around it. It's believed that its because of the expanded range of influence of the Bermuda Triangle that the souls of the planet were trapped eternally, to live their lives on as if the destruction of the planet had never occurred.

So insistent are the spirits that their world continues to exist, that several researchers were convinced that it was safe to leave the safety of their ships, and died immediately in the vacuum of space. It's believed that the spirits of those researchers have now joined those of the planet in their eternal curse.

That region of space is now called SS1, in reference to the earth people calling that area their Solar System, and it is well advised that all space explorers and researchers avoid that area at all costs.

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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:26 PM

Lolwut?
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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 27 December 2012 - 08:52 AM

This just in, researchers are reporting that consumption of large quantities of intoxicating beverages can allow a person to travel through the area of SS1 without fear of losing their mind or being lured out of their space craft by the victims of the curse. It is alluded that the victims of the curse can be freed from the curse by forcing them to consume large quantities of intoxicating beverages, but the freedom won this way is temporary and short lived.

Travelers to the region of SS1 should take note that to be protected from the curse you must imbibe such quantities of intoxicating beverages that you will no longer be able to pilot your vessel, and may often pass out in the cockpit. It is highly advised that traveling in this sector not be attempted unless you have sufficient quantities of intoxicating beverages and have an Inter-Space approved autopilot system in your craft.

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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 27 December 2012 - 09:22 AM

He's dumb, Jim.
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Re: Mayan Calender "Experts"

Posted 27 December 2012 - 12:14 PM

Hey! I am not dumb! And who's Jim?
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