The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

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The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Post icon  Posted 16 July 2007 - 03:29 PM

What's the best looking publicly available code you've ever seen. Things like mySQL, PHP, SQLite, Ubuntu, Knoppix, various DLLs and libraries, etc. Think of the underlying code in these open sources packages, not code that's been made in PHP (although if it's sexy, I'd like to see it)

Sexy includes comments, efficiency, architecture, structure, etc.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 16 July 2007 - 04:47 PM

i totally saw this on slashdot.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 16 July 2007 - 05:49 PM


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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 16 July 2007 - 06:39 PM

Turned me on.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 16 July 2007 - 07:06 PM

hahahahahahaha
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 01:44 AM

whats that?????
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 17 July 2007 - 02:32 AM

Has to be - Ingo's O(1) Process Sceduler for the 2.6.x kernel.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 17 July 2007 - 05:26 AM

Pretty much any code I write (professionally) is sexy.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 17 July 2007 - 05:50 AM

ASCII Art will always be SEXY!!!
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 17 July 2007 - 06:31 AM

View PostAmadeus, on 17 Jul, 2007 - 07:26 AM, said:

Pretty much any code I write (professionally) is sexy.

i'm more into the kinky amateur stuff
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Posted 17 July 2007 - 06:38 AM

I don't know if I would consider it "sexy" but Wolfenstein 3D source definitely turned me on to coding back in the day.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 17 July 2007 - 08:56 AM

The first text adventure code I ever saw.

English parsers and tokenizers are really, really sexy.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 18 July 2007 - 06:33 PM

View Postskyhawk133, on 16 Jul, 2007 - 04:29 PM, said:

What's the best looking publicly available code you've ever seen. Things like mySQL, PHP, SQLite, Ubuntu, Knoppix, various DLLs and libraries, etc. Think of the underlying code in these open sources packages, not code that's been made in PHP (although if it's sexy, I'd like to see it)

Sexy includes comments, efficiency, architecture, structure, etc.


What about you Chris, what's the sexiest code you've ever seen.
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:14 PM

Nothing I've written, that's for sure!
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Re: The Sexiest Code You've Seen?

Posted 18 July 2007 - 07:19 PM

For a moment there I thought chris will get inappropriate ... again
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