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Now that's true love...

Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:12 PM

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‘Russian Romeo’ steals girlfriend from psych ward, sues mother for forced hospitalization


So apparently "Juliet's" mother had her placed into a psych ward to keep her away from "Romeo". Juliet was pregnant, and the mother told Romeo that she would perform a chemical abortion (without Juliet's) knowledge before she'd let her have his baby. So he did what any rational young man in love would do: broke into the hospital with a "kinetic gun" and pepper spray and broke her out. All charges have been dropped, most likely because it was a pretty sweet move.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:33 PM

Jesus tittyfucking Christ...
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:36 PM

by kinetic gun do they mean a "rail gun" or "potato gun" or something?
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:44 PM

That really yanks my heart guts..

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:45 PM

IDK, all it says is "fired into the air with kinetic guns". I'd have to say that it raises the difficulty factor if they were potato guns...
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:57 PM

I am thinking slingshots and a whole mess of yelling "pew-pew".
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:27 PM

Dafuq? The woman is 32 years old! Sounds to me like the mother needs the psych ward. Holy shit.
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:41 PM

that dude is badass.

also, from what i understand of russia, dudes are in way higher demand than women their, to the point that most women are willing to accept 'open relationships' for the dude as long as he keeps showing up and paying the bills and taking care of the kids and whatnot.

so, as if this dude didn't have high enough demand, he could be SWIMMING in it. love is weird.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:29 AM

Love != showing up, paying the bills and taking care of the kids. Although if that's what you need and can't get it, I can see how it'd produce a similar emotional attachment.

This kind of explains Russian mail order brides a bit for me.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:53 AM

Craig's right.

Love is backrubs after a long day, eating something nearly inedible and swearing it's good, tolerating snoring and blanket stealing, sitting on a bench in the mall for hours while the kids shop, brushing the snow off a car that isn't yours, remaining patient during mood swings when the Midol's run out, and holding the pedestal upon which the Queen parks her chubby ass.

And if you do all that just right, she might touch your pee-pee.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:57 AM

See? That's where women don't get it sometimes.

What you just described is an awful lot of work in return for...something I can do myself. :D
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:11 AM

Someone give this guy a medal!

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View Postsupersloth, on 20 February 2013 - 11:41 PM, said:

From what i understand of russia, dudes are in way higher demand than women their.


Really now? Hm...
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:19 AM

If you bought her a bra, you wouldn't have to hold those things up.

Although I can totally understand why you just couldn't afford one...what with the economy and all these days.
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:37 AM

View PostCraig328, on 21 February 2013 - 08:29 AM, said:

Love != showing up, paying the bills and taking care of the kids.


No, but I don't think anyone would argue that love == showing up at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's mental hospital with rail guns and pepper spray and breaking her out. That's pretty fucking ninja.

View PostCraig328, on 21 February 2013 - 09:19 AM, said:

If you bought her a bra, you wouldn't have to hold those things up.


No thanks, I think I'll just continue to hold them up m'self...
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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:44 AM

airsoft gun.
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