What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 07:11 AM

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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 08:38 AM

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 08:46 AM

Oh.. a drug maker would be fun!
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Posted 13 May 2013 - 08:54 AM

Real estate rentals. Make more than a senior software developer, working less than 10 hours per week.
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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 08:56 AM

You mean slum lord?
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Posted 13 May 2013 - 09:43 AM

I'd probably be working on cars
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Posted 13 May 2013 - 09:48 AM

Male Stripper, inspired by Magic Mike
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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 09:53 AM

Male stripper? Like in some skeezy club, or among the prestigious courts of Chip and Dales?

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 09:59 AM

Definitely a skeezy club, I'd be too hardcore for Chip and Dales
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Posted 13 May 2013 - 10:17 AM

Meth dealer. That is if you can stand looking out the window all the time.
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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 01:16 PM

View Postmodi123_1, on 13 May 2013 - 03:56 PM, said:

You mean slum lord?


Nope. Being a slum lord attracts the trouble makers. You'd be working many more hours than 10 per week in the slums. Dealing with poor people who can't or won't pay would be a 40hr per week job, then there's the other trouble like fighting and drugs, etc. Average apartments in middle and working class areas only.
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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 01:19 PM

If I weren't a software engineer, I'd be a web developer.
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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 01:27 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 13 May 2013 - 08:19 PM, said:

If I weren't a software engineer, I'd be a web developer.

Why do I get the feeling there's an insult in there somewhere :glare:
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Posted 13 May 2013 - 02:49 PM

If not a Software Engineer I would probably fall back on my first profession of choice, Auto Collision Repair Technician.
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Re: What would you do if you weren't a Software Engineer?

Posted 13 May 2013 - 02:52 PM

I've always said the world needs more Crash Test Dummies!

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