What machine you want to be invented?

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What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 30 August 2013 - 07:09 PM

What machine -that doesn't exist yet - and you want to be invented?
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 30 August 2013 - 08:23 PM

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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 31 August 2013 - 02:18 PM

A machine to make hair grow back instantly (or grow longer). Also teleportation.
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 02 September 2013 - 12:02 AM

View PostNeoTifa, on 01 September 2013 - 12:18 AM, said:

A machine to make hair grow back instantly (or grow longer). Also teleportation.


There is already a professional way to make your hair grow back . ;)


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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:38 AM

A working Alcubierre drive.
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:58 AM

Heisenburg Compensator.

Also, seconding teleporter.
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 05:43 AM

Getting behind the teleporter idea.

Home invasion has never been more entertaining!
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 05:53 AM

View Postdepricated, on 03 September 2013 - 01:43 PM, said:

Getting behind the teleporter idea.

Home invasion has never been more entertaining!


Sod home invasion. I'm talking about being pants free until 1 minute before work starts.
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 06:05 AM

As if my in-laws showing up at the door randomly isn't bad enough...
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 07:07 AM

View PostBort, on 03 September 2013 - 06:53 AM, said:

View Postdepricated, on 03 September 2013 - 01:43 PM, said:

Getting behind the teleporter idea.

Home invasion has never been more entertaining!


Sod home invasion. I'm talking about being pants free until 1 minute before work starts.


And I'm talking about being pants free when you arrive for the home invasion! No need to deal with those pesky clothes just to go out when you're just going to take them off again anyway!
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 12:38 PM

A machine that reads in my code and tells me weather or not it will halt.
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 12:47 PM

View Postishkabible, on 03 September 2013 - 02:38 PM, said:

A machine that reads in my code and tells me weather or not it will halt.



That would be pretty simple - just output a "yes", then start the code and call shutdown -h
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 01:03 PM

WHAT IF YOUR ON WINDOWS!
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 01:07 PM

Proof that Windows is inferior to computers.
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Re: What machine you want to be invented?

Posted 03 September 2013 - 01:40 PM

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A machine that reads in my code and tells me weather

Interesting feature set... a compiler and a weather app plugin?

Personally I wouldn't mind a machine that keeps the beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap.
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