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#1 Lieoften  Icon User is offline

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not really a "bad code"

Posted 24 November 2013 - 04:07 PM

So this isn't really a bad code as much as it is what I do to make it look like I'm working around my friends....
It's Nonesense code.

<?php
//* This is a MENTAL PROCESS for the program PSP1191992 *//
function startCoding($caffeine, $keyboard, $monitor, $music)
{
if(!isset($caffeine) && !isset($keyboard) && !isset($monitor) && !isset($music))
{
  $this->watchPorn($url);
}
elseif(isset($caffeine))
{
$this->playHalo($xbox);
}
elseif(isset($music))
{
 $this->rndDecide2HateALLmusic();
}
else
{
  $this->startDreamweaver($TPB, $uttorent);
}
function startDreamweaver($TPB, $utorrent)
{
   if(ATTENTION_LEVEL >= 0 )
   {
     $this->startCoding();
   }
   else
   {
       $this->stareAtScreenForHourTryingToRememberWhatTheHellYoureDoing();
   }
}


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Re: not really a "bad code"

Posted 18 December 2013 - 03:38 PM

:tup:/> LOL, that's funny. Love the flow of control.

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#3 Lieoften  Icon User is offline

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Re: not really a "bad code"

Posted 18 January 2014 - 06:47 AM

View Postsalazar, on 18 December 2013 - 03:38 PM, said:

:tup:/>/> LOL, that's funny. Love the flow of control.


Thank you. And I just looked over this faux code again... i think the flow must say something about my personality, cuz I wouldn't change anything in it! lol
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Re: not really a "bad code"

Posted 29 September 2014 - 12:17 AM

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if(!isset($caffeine) && !isset($keyboard) && !isset($monitor) && !isset($music))
{
  $this->watchPorn($url);
}


You watch porn without a monitor?
You can't even say you listen to the audio, because you have no $music either.
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Re: not really a "bad code"

Posted 01 November 2014 - 07:52 PM

View PostGamma Ray, on 29 September 2014 - 01:17 AM, said:

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if(!isset($caffeine) && !isset($keyboard) && !isset($monitor) && !isset($music))
{
  $this->watchPorn($url);
}


You watch porn without a monitor?
You can't even say you listen to the audio, because you have no $music either.


Just because I don't have a monitor, doesn't mean I don't have a $TV or $DVD player. But perhaps I should've included the full spectrum of my life into the code.
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