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Posted 16 July 2014 - 05:55 PM

That's what we call a Freudian penis slip.
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Posted 16 July 2014 - 06:32 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 16 July 2014 - 07:45 PM, said:

My dentist once misspelled my last name as "Boner". ://>


The joke is that your last name is Smith.
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:02 AM

My kids have asked me several times why I gave them their father's Canadian French, difficult to spell and pronounce last name. I did it simply because it was the lesser of two evils. You can spend your life as an unintentionally mispronounced word with more letters than it needs, or you can be a Steve's Anus like your old mom (those of you who know my last name will get it). I promise you, Mini Mes, you got the better end of the deal.
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:04 AM

I feel sorry for when my daughter has to learn to spell/write out her full name.

Jaelynn Isabella Thomason
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:07 AM

That's not a bad one to learn. She could have it FAR worse.
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:32 AM

Yea.

I'd rather learn how to spell Jaelynn than put up with my last name as a kid again. Hell I still catch shit sometimes as an adult. It's a bit like Dick Dork, some people just can't get past it.
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:44 AM

But "Terdsneffer" is a very old and proud name that goes way back to the Teutonic knights of olde.
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Posted 17 July 2014 - 06:53 AM

Well studying the family history has revealed that the name was apparently transalted from Czereśnia, guess where

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Posted 18 July 2014 - 01:43 AM

Czereśnia is polish for wild cherry, at least that is what google says.
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Posted 18 July 2014 - 03:48 AM

Right, I mean guess where it got changed from Czereśnia to Cherry
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