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"I'm very well-oriented with private objects"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag."
"Bits, bytes, I'll do them all with you."
"I'll give you my network passwords if you go out with me."
"Trust me, I'm definitely more than 56k."
"Your codebase or mine?"
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Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines
Posted 06 November 2007 - 12:52 AM
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines
Posted 07 November 2007 - 02:46 AM
www.hotfu*k@$%#^. com click (loading . . . . . . )
Is the mouse Double-click not a pick up line?
Is the mouse Double-click not a pick up line?
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines
Posted 09 November 2007 - 07:46 AM
girasquid, on 6 Nov, 2007 - 04:13 PM, said:
"Hey baby, care to slip a trojan on my hard drive?"
This one is sooo good
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines
Posted 09 November 2007 - 07:55 AM
"Hey, wanna see my floppy?"
"All we need to do is put *this* into your USB port"
"All we need to do is put *this* into your USB port"
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines
Posted 09 November 2007 - 08:02 AM
unreal_origin, on 9 Nov, 2007 - 07:46 AM, said:
girasquid, on 6 Nov, 2007 - 04:13 PM, said:
"Hey baby, care to slip a trojan on my hard drive?"
This one is sooo good
None of them are. Would you ever actually say that to someone.
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines
Posted 09 November 2007 - 08:14 AM
the correct answer is 'hi' you queers
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Re: Programmer/Nerd Pickup lines
Posted 09 November 2007 - 10:13 AM
no2pencil, on 9 Nov, 2007 - 08:51 AM, said:
the correct answer is 'hi you queers'
I'm not sure that's something you should use when talking to members of the opposite sex. He was calling the people reciting the nerdy pickup lines as the queers and is telling them a simple 'hi' would suffice.
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