3 Replies - 2436 Views - Last Post: 08 April 2016 - 10:32 AM

#1 astonecipher  Icon User is offline

  • Too busy for this
  • member icon

Reputation: 2343
  • View blog
  • Posts: 9,400
  • Joined: 03-December 12

Jokes

Posted 12 September 2015 - 08:34 PM

Quote

"A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

The man below says: “Yes. You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.

“I do” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”

The man below replies, “You must work in management.”

“I do,” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?”

“Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”"



Replies To: Jokes

#2 albert003  Icon User is offline

  • D.I.C Regular

Reputation: 14
  • View blog
  • Posts: 385
  • Joined: 15-December 14

Re: Jokes

Posted 31 January 2016 - 10:48 AM

Too funny

#3 ChrispyChris  Icon User is offline

  • D.I.C Addict
  • member icon

Reputation: 46
  • View blog
  • Posts: 544
  • Joined: 06-December 10

Re: Jokes

Posted 31 January 2016 - 01:07 PM

Hahaha I like that.

#4 FinalPhase  Icon User is offline

  • New D.I.C Head

Reputation: 0
  • View blog
  • Posts: 11
  • Joined: 29-February 16

Re: Jokes

Posted 08 April 2016 - 10:32 AM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lel

Page 1 of 1