DIC's 8th Annual April Fool's Party

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DIC's 8th Annual April Fool's Party

Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:23 AM

Hey everyone! Welcome to DIC's 8th Annual April Fool's Party! We are kickin it old school live here in beautiful sunshine filled Albuquerque New Mexico. We have a fair day so far, 52F and a few clouds but I am certain we will be getting up into the 70s later this afternoon.

I am your host Treacherous M. Fresh spinning the latest hits on the tables all day long. We are here on the corner of Lomas Blvd and 3rd street at McCellan Park. That is right off of Historic Route 66 highway... oh yes the highway were you can pick up prostitutes if you want them.

I am joined by Funk Master S and the holy Reverend himself... Reverend S. Lov. We are down here getting our groove on. On todays agenda we have special guest appearances from Stealth Maestro, Master Pimp P. Flow, Big Playa C Slither and more.

So all you groupies out there in programming land want to come down and party with the best, you be sure to find us here at McCellan park. This is not really a family event because we may have brief nudity, so unless you want your kiddies to see a little programming pr0n, I suggest you leave them at home.

I am joined here by this April Fools party event organizer Funk Master S.

Treacherous: "So what can we expect from the party this year?"

Funk: "Well Treacherous we have a lot of events planned for today. Stealth Maestro is going to wire up some lights and make them flash in sync with some disco music... the software written by yours truly in Cold Fusion... we are going to have a water dunk tank where people are going to throw their balls, I mean throw balls at a target in order to dunk Master Pimp P... We are going to hear a speech by our beloved Reverend S. Lov about the importance of not asking for a woman's name before "doing her" and Big Playa C Slither is going to bring down the house with his cowboy red-white-blue speedo comedy show for gay people. So it should be pretty entertaining.

Treacherous: So I hear that this party has been going on every year and that we get more people joining up. Is this accurate?

Funk: Most certainly! The chocolate banana eating contest is our big draw this year. Even though the Reverend can speak up a mean speech, he certainly can down a banana in record time. Sometimes I swear he is a woman porn star stuck in a man's body.

Treacherous: Sounds like a heck of a lot of fun! Thanks for joining us and I hope this years party is a great one.

Funk: Oh I am sure it will be... oh and one last thing, this years theme is "Let me 'C' yours and I will let you 'C' mine" so take that as you will, show up in a costume and let the good times begin!

Treacherous: Thanks funk!

Yeah folks we are going to be kickin it here all day so if you are in the neighborhood drop on by and we will be sure to get you in on the action. If you do bring the kids we will have a little C++ for them too and they can party it up on the giant blow up doll courteousy of Magic Tickle K. Loco's used blow up dolls factory... where if yours is all used up, you certainly got it from Magic Tickle K.Locos!

Treacherous is out!

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:28 AM

who am i

now i know.

i should have read the story.. would have known who was me beforehand . :)
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:33 AM

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Whoops! Wrong kind of party. :blink:
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:35 AM

Looks like the right party to me. :lol:
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:08 AM

I dunno, I might want to skip out on this - unless the chocolate bananas are free then I'm there.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:19 AM

the chocolate bananas are always free. always
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:26 AM

What a relief.
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Re: DIC's 8th Annual April Fool's Party

Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:35 AM

but it's also like fight club, if this is your first d.i.c. party, you have to eat the banana.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 10:57 AM

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:28 AM

someone take away the generator!



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Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:42 AM

I. am. so. confused.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:49 AM

Wooo!

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 11:58 AM

In reality, frozen chocolate coated bananas are excellent. But I will not go any farther for fear of my post being responded to in a gay manner.
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 02:17 PM

Where's the beer?????
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Posted 01 April 2008 - 02:18 PM

You mean you didn't bring it?
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