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1,000,000 dollars up for grabs

Posted 14 April 2008 - 09:36 AM

I am having an officially sanctioned DIC competition as my first thread starter back.

Chris has given me ONE MILLION DOLLARS to award how I see fit, and I am going to do that by hosting a competition.

The competition is this: find a cooler motherfucker than Tone Loc.

I'm pretty sure it can't be done, in which case I keep the money.

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Re: 1,000,000 dollars up for grabs

Posted 14 April 2008 - 09:45 AM

I can name a few.... Nate Dogg, Coolio (he is so cool he even has Cool in his name), and Tupac (dare you to say otherwise or you will be gunned down).

I will take my million dollars in 100,000 chunks monthly in unmarked moderate denomination bills (20-50). Oh and if you sneak in an ink bomb, I will be sure to find you and stab you to death with a spork.

Thanks a bunch capty for the easy money and thank you DIC! :D
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 09:47 AM

ODB.

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 10:11 AM

Are you guys all crack heads.

Kool Keith!

Pay up bitches!!!!!!!


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Posted 14 April 2008 - 10:27 AM

You're all wrong! We all know William Hung is the coolest cat on the planet!
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 10:50 AM

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Two words: Bad Ass. :P
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:07 AM

Hahaha the ODB one is pretty good.
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:10 AM

You can't out-do "Mr. Cool" himself....
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Come on, the mans so cool he has his own doll!!!
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Damn it Man!!!!!!!
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:12 AM

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You can't out-do "Mr. Cool" himself....
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Come on, the mans so cool he has his own doll!!!
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Damn it Man!!!!!!!



I think we have a winner.
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:20 AM

Maybe Capty and DIC should put up a million for each of us. Either way they are going to go broke on this challenge. Obviously they didn't think out the challenge well enough if we keep coming up with all these cool people cooler than Tone loc.

I say bye bye to the home distillery and Shinerbock and hello to bankruptcy! :^:
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 11:34 AM

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I bet this guy could kick Tone Loc's Ass
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Re: 1,000,000 dollars up for grabs

Posted 14 April 2008 - 01:14 PM

I don't think any of you have heard of MR. COOL ICE!

Take a look at this for sheer awesomeness...

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Posted 14 April 2008 - 01:14 PM

you guys are absolutely wrong.
tone loc is by far cooler than any of these wankers.

fonzi was never cool.
seriously.



completely seriously.
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 01:16 PM

mr cool ice is rocketing up that ladder of cool as we speak.
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Posted 14 April 2008 - 01:42 PM

there is one person on the planet cooler than tone loc.
thats it.
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