[skyhawk133]

Found this in one of the applications I manage at work:

*********************
The two most important things to remember about this application:
	1. It is quite simply a big fucking IF statement (due to complex rights and restrictions)
	2. Like Scottish Cuisine it was based on a dare.
*********************

What are some funny comments, variable names, etc. that you've written or found in applications?

[Nova Dragoon]

# jeffa says, whoever put this   here:  we hates you, we hates you forever...
#									|
#								   \|/
#									'  

[no2pencil]

This is from source code that I filed with the US CopyRight office.

I forgot that I left all the comments in there:

w32fd		   WIN32_FIND_DATA <>;File Time-n-Date Shit

start:
	call FileProp; weee!

				call	CreateDirectoryA; Make that shit work!

FileProp proc
;******* Time & Date Shit ******
		lea	esi,offset DLFile
		invoke FindFirstFile,esi,addr w32fd
		.if eax!=INVALID_HANDLE_VALUE
		invoke FindClose,eax

@msg_Is_NT:
	push	offset HostsRegLocationnt;mov FileHandle_R1, offset DLFile
	push	offset DLFile		;mov FileHandle_W, HostsRegLocationnt
						;push	FileHandle_W
	call	CopyFile				 ;push	FileHandle_R1
  ;-======================-
  ;	Uh oh, File I/O!
  ;-======================-
	push 	00000000h
	push 	FILE_ATTRIBUTE_NORMAL
	push	OPEN_EXISTING;OPEN_ALWAYS
	push 	00000000h
	push 	FILE_SHARE_READ;00000000h
	push	GENERIC_READ
	push	offset CusFile
	call 	CreateFile

[jorvis]

It's not a comment, but someone recently passed this on to me... Apparently the source code for Vista has finally been leaked

http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg

[KYA]

jorvis, on 15 Apr, 2008 - 11:22 PM, said:

It's not a comment, but someone recently passed this on to me... Apparently the source code for Vista has finally been leaked

http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg

Awesome

[BenignDesign]

Found these while digging through source code for Simple Machines Forums:

//You banned, sucka!

//If they get this far, we're screwed!  (but that should never happen)

[Eighty]

This is a little pascal humor I used back in the dark ages:

VAR
  hellfreezesover:boolean;
  fruitloop:integer;

BEGIN
  fruitloop:=0;
  hellfreezesover:=FALSE;
  repeat
   fruitloop:=fruitloop+1;
   if (fruitloop=666) then hellfreezesover:=TRUE;
  until hellfreezesover;
END.

[KYA]

/*
 * I know this isn't a very efficient algorithm, but I ran out of time. Also,
    I enjoy reinventing the wheel. So there!
*/

[spearfish]

I should start writing my own funny comments..... then I can pretend I stumbled upon them

[yanom]

That "Vista Source Code" is pretty funny.

[Tom9729]

Quote

// the fucking alpha cpp compiler seems to fuck up the goddam type "LPITEMIDLIST", so to work
// around the fucking peice of shit compiler we pass the last param as an void *instead of a LPITEMIDLIST

Quote

// The specific idiot in this case is Office95, which likes
// to free a random pointer when you start Word95 from a desktop
// shortcut.

Quote

* for idiots like MS-Access 2.0 who SetWindowPos( SWP_BOZO
* and blow away themselves on the shell, then lets
* just ignore their plea to be removed from the tray

http://www.kuro5hin....2/15/71552/7795 - Source, Windows 2k source code

[JasonMcAuley]

Haha some of these are great! I wish I had funny comments to show

This does kind of inspire me to put funny comments in my code from now on for co-workers to find if they ever have to go through my code.

[manzoor]

LoL

funny vista code

[yanom]

Seriously, stop cursing. At least use f*** or at a bare miniumium f*ck. I can't stand it when people curse.

[PsychoCoder]

Well that going to be a hard request to fulfill, you see 99% of us are adults here, and sometimes we just like to use the word "fuck", it just feels good